So, just like I said I was going to, I went off to our extensively private forums and such.
And, after one got hacked and shut down, another became inactive, and a third nearly died, I got bored.

I was originally going to come in telling the few people who--okay, many--hate me their inaccuracies, but I figured that would just make me look like a jackass. I'm in a kind of difficult situation here, because anything I say can and will be used against me by the many who hate me. So I came up with what I thought was a good idea.

You want me to not be a noob? Okay, fine. Teach me how to not be a noob.

By the way, to all of you who are going to say I'm not allowed to be here because of my age, my old account is intact. You saw the message yesterday. You know I'm officially thirteen.

So, yeah, I'm back. I'm expecting the worst responses to this, but I'm prepared. At least promise me you'll *try* to keep this friendly...please?

Hey, my name's Zero, and welcome to the forums.

Hello, Zero. You seem friendly.
I don't remember you, so you must have came after I left.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you.

Kyuubit's a long time member. <3

Anyway, I never hated you. You probably left because the more immature children berated you every chance they got. I think it's because they were afraid you'd be logical near them. Try hangin' out with the right crowd and I'm sure you won't have the same problem. PM me and be witty. I'll add you to the Spam Section, if you're successful. I have much power there.

Wait...If Zero is Kyuubit...Then who's Kyuubit? I'm confused.

I'm more than aware you never hated me, you were actually quite nice to me.
Anyway, as for your invitation to Spam, I'd love to, but I doubt it's changed much since I left: The place where all the immature kids you mentioned hang out. It was also home to two hate topics directed at me.

Perhaps I'm wrong, though. I'll go scan over the topics and see what it looks like right now.

Well, it's mostly Cooby, Sayo, Thai, and Green that post there, now.

Yeah, everyone else matured, or just plain left.


Oh, and welcome back, even if I don't recall you.

@Blue:
That would be the problem. Sayo seems like one who would hold a grudge, and my screw-ups in RP set him over the edge.

@Green:
Are you the "Green" that Blue refers to? Anyway, I didn't expect many to remember me, so it's okay.

Hey no. How's it going?

It goes, I suppose. Glad to see you're not nearly as dead as I thought you were.
And would you let that insult go already? No one even mentions it back at the chat.

I don't even remember, or maybe you're just a forgettable person.

Hey you got on one time and wouldn't say hi to me >:

You want to not be a noob? Then act like Kyuubit. And by that I mean don't post anything noteworthy, thus making it impossible for you to post anything stupid.

Oh yeah, you missed the big moment here on the forums lul...

Oh, and Blue, if you are Blue, then why is your name colored in green? =X

Hello there, Mr. Wing. I'll try to keep that in mind, but my self-thought excellence will make that difficult.

And hello to you too, Mr. Judgment. What big moment did I miss?