Everyone discusses tropes and the site gets so many links to and from tvtropes that the site merges with and it and then absorbs the internet. All words get replaced with tropes and
all users become mindless husks of human beings or spreader drones for the troper swarm.

I wish I had working coffee maker.

Your wish is pure, it can't be corrupted, but that is because you wished for nothing. You spend the rest of your days, thinking about how you wasted your wish, and eventually, the pain kills you.

I wish Actraiser was ported to every console in existence, and all the ports were perfect, making the game even better.

Granted, but it was so expensive you had to sell your game consoles for it. And then you couldn't play the game because you didn't have a video game console.

I wish for a pizza. With spicy ingredients. And no onions.

your wish shall be granted but unfortunately the pizza make's you fat and you die because of a heart attack

i wish for a brand new car.

Your wish is granted but then someone steals the car and you get run over by him while defending it. He was never caught (nobody bothered), and everyone lols at your funeral, calling you the guy that jumped in front of a moving car trying to save it. AKA, The Car Hugger.
I wish for Knuckles to be in SSF2...

Your wish shall be granted, but then you realize that Hard Knuckle was added as a new Mega Man move and it OHKOs you every time it was used, and it broke the game.

I wish that the Terminator Train was a real train

Your wish is granted, but then the Terminator Train literaly becomes an evil Terminator II, and when you celebrate your wish coming true he barges into your house, rams you over and over and over until you are just pieces of blood and gore, and then he starts eating the rest of you (I dunno how's that possible without balancing hiimself on his "nose", but he does it) and licking the remains until you are totaly finnished....wiped away from the face of the earth....even your blood cells and clots couldn't make it to the peaceful coffin.

I wish that police officers really do what's in ur sig. They would become EPIC, and more respected too.

Police brutality directed at you

I wish for endless food and drink

The food is an endless supply of serpents and toads.

I wish I knew why I keep thinking watching disturbing things at pitch black darkness is a good idea.

You don't. Your mom enters the room in which you reside in when it's dark, and turns on the lights because it is too dark. Your secret p*** watching club has been exposed.

I wish that pigs could fly.

5 pigs fly in your house and destroy everything while also leaving their droppings

i wish i could read the thoughts of the people i want

You find out every single one of them hates you and would prefer you dead.

I wish batteries never ran out of life.

Your wish is granted, but the batteries are so charged up they send electric waves through your controler and give you a fatal electric shock that paralyses you for life.

I wish lag didn't exist.

Melee becomes extremely addictive, thus everyone spends as much time as possible playing it, thus everyone becomes extremely good, thus tournaments consist entirely of moves clashing thus causing time outs, thus ruining Melee's competitive scene, thus bringing down 64 and Brawl's competitive scene, thus making people lose interest in the games, thus making them lose interest in SSF2, and it never comes out.

I wish for a Cintiq.

It explodes in your face. (Yeah, I'm feeling lazy today...)

I wish the entire MOTHER series got a decent release in America.