You take on the life of a secret-agent zebra but you soon get mauled by a villainous lion with an eye-patch.


I wish that I didn't have to go to school in 15 minutes.

You'd have to go in 5 minutes instead.

I wish I didn't have to stand up to get another glass of water

Instead, you'd have to squat-walk to the kitchen. FEEL THE BURN


I wish I made a wish inside a wish.

Cuz it's Inception all over again.

You use your first wish on a poisonous pet snake, and when you try to rip it open to get your second wish inside it's stomach it bites you on the neck, crushing your windpipe and injecting you with poison, thus, you die.

I wish I could control the way people talk to me.

Except you only have the power to make people talk dumber making talking useless to you.

I wish i had super powers because I felt like it.

You get all the powers of superman and i douse you in a pile of every kryptonite killing you
Because i felt like it

I wish my poop smelt like roses and apple jacks

No one wants you to be anywhere cause you smell a little weird

I wish for this topic to be locked.

It is locked then unlocked now everyone hates you for trying to shut down such an entertaining topic

I wish birds,dogs,and fish were the planets most dominate/intelligent species

your wish comes true but than they begin to go to war more often then we humans ever would go to. And eventually would tear apart
the world and destroy each other and most of the land in the process. Leaving nothing but us humans that they kept as PETS to stand up and try and fix their mistake. But we could not accomplish such a thing and ultimately die off having the planet and all of its other wild life inhabitants also die off leaving nothing more than a cold dead ball of land and sea left. Slowly awaiting for centuries to go by for it to eventually be destroyed by the SUN.

i wish that stars were different planets that just Shined brightly and one day some beings from one of them came down to earth.

Your dream comes true but then the aliens read half your comment after realizing how girly it was they vaporize us and torture us till they get get board and simply erase your comment
(my b had 2 try out da new smilies)

I wish not 2 troll-ie trolls joined the forums

AWWWW I CANT BELIEVE THIS
i just sent a PM to Blue asking if this game was allowed, before finding out IT ALREADY EXISTS
epic fail...

And your wish is already corrutped

I wish Cleod would make a scholar-ship and give it to the user has the most original avatar

granted, but it would be given to an innactive user.

i wish i could control the elements at will.

They break out of your control and you get destroyed.

I wish Sonic and Tails already had their new sprites.

The new sprites are filled with viruses and the DEVS don't know it.

I wish this topic was locked.