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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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0/10 butchered engrish
What's worse than a worm in an apple?
The Holocaust.
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Nittelect
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 216 Location: Burger King, Sector 86, Venus
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dont rate my grammar/spelling u little whatever u are rate the joke
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:48 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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0/10 because it wasn't funny
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:52 pm |
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Weavile
Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:29 am Posts: 98
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I disagree. It's VERY funny. 10/10
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:01 pm |
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HUgo
Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:06 am Posts: 18
Gender: Anime Girl
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-10/10
Why did the rabbit throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see when time flies.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:55 pm |
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Nittelect
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 216 Location: Burger King, Sector 86, Venus
Gender: Male
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Currently Playing: Jump Ultimate Stars, inFamuos,WipeOut HD, StH(1-3&K)
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im srry 2/10
it wasnt bad or anything but it just didnt make me laugh (u know what? it reminds me of this ones)
1.why did the rabbit cross the road? chicken`s day out
2.what do u get when u cross a parot nd a centapie? a walkii-talkii
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:49 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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Waifu: I'm married
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0/10 JUST STOP THEY'RE AWFUL
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:19 pm |
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joeshablocknick
Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:22 pm Posts: 39 Location: everywhere yet no where at all
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im not rating but i wanted to point out that u said 2nd letter of the alphabet twice
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:37 pm |
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Blue
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck.
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Guys. I'm gonna lock this if you don't start posting some really funny s*** or don't start being more organized. Rate the one above, then post another joke.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:02 pm |
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Kurodyne
Joined: Sat May 16, 2009 1:44 pm Posts: 6555 Location: Florida Country:
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Currently Playing: UNIST
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5/10 Here's a good one. Taro, Jiro, and Taisei walk into the fish stall. Except, there's no Jiro and no Taisei and it's my eighth birthday and Taro is chopping me.. and Taro is my dad and he's not Taro.. my dad chopped me.. a lot..
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:06 pm |
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Blue
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck.
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10/10, if you read the comic strip.
How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It should only take one person to accomplish the task, regardless of hair color.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:11 pm |
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Fatguy
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:42 am Posts: 232 Location: Ching Chong,Asia
Gender: Male
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0/10
What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts actually come back after camp.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:34 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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5/10 What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hold up a picture of jesus
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:17 pm |
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Weavile
Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:29 am Posts: 98
Gender: Male
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5/10
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
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Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:40 am |
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Michael
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:47 am Posts: 2081 Location: At home, working and playing
Gender: Male
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3/10
How do you put a girrafe in the refrigerator? open the fridge and put the giraffe in
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? open the fridge, take out the girrafe and put the elephant in the fridge
All the animals are celebrating Not. The elephant is still in the fridge
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