As the ...thing is shot, a black liquid (on fire!!!) sprays toward Pug.

Pug grumbles as he sidesteps. "I didn't shoot yet." He aims for the head, and fires an explosive round at the thing.

OOC: Not much to reply to.

NickKun quickly pulls out his cell phone.
"Double-you tee eff? I didn't call for an emergency temporal shift! Oh, and call off Seth, he won't be neccessary. Oh, okay, good."

As the ...thing is actually hit this time, nothing happens. But now it seems to have turned into a truck-type form and is rushing towards Pug.

Pug sighs. "Great. Good thing I played Super Smash Brothers Brawl." He shot it a few times and rolled out of the way. He sighs as he loads another round. "Strange thing. And stop calling it a ...thing! Its just a thing. Things are only things until named something other then a thing."

"Well, if you must know, it's an f-0. Not that you would know about something like that. Also, this thing is, like, impossible to destroy. Just try incapacitating it!"

"ITS MADE OUT OF DUCT TAPE AND SUCH! HOW IS IT INDESTRUCTIBLE?" Pug yells as he aims a shot at where the engine of a truck usually is. "Seriously, that makes no logical sense."

"It's animated with dark matter (which, as everyone knows, does nothing except make stuff make sense) so cutting it and blowing it up is useless. Perheps you could freeze it?"

Shooting the engine does nothing except spray more goop at Pug.

Pug twitches. "Well, sorry, I may have lightning and fire bullets, but have not mastered my ice tequnique yet." Pug suddenly has an idea. He begins throwing sand at the thing.

Because throwing sand at it wasn't nearly random enough, another THING falls from the sky.

Even NickKun was surprised at this. "Even I didn't expect that."

Ooc: This is some intense training.
I can totally see how this will make people better Rp'ers.

ooc:I don't.

OOC: OK, never mind, Pug. Just note how Joat's not here.

IC:
After noticing that Adther was... err... a fake town out of cardboard, jg299 immediately turned back, but then noticed that ANOTHER NEWCOMER was fighting 2... cordboard and duct tape models of... jasonguy299 couldn't tell. He was sure it was a model of a video game character, but which one?
He decides it would be good battle practice, and thus, quickly undid the strap holding his Power Sword, a specially-forged sword prmanently embedded with his source of flarron. He charged at the two... poorly crafted things... ready to strike.

Pug sighs. "Fire plus sand equals glass, which can encase the damn thing, get it?" He backs away from the two things. "Lets see, a golem and another being... What can get any better?"

Yes! Finally close enough!
jasonguy299, with the Power sword in his hand, leaped up and attempted to cut off one of the thing's arms. It's too bad that black stuff on fire came out, not the arm.
"WHAT THE- Dark Matter?! On fire?! You gotta be kidding me!"
He knew that Dark Matter was one of the many sources that could hold flarron, as he learned in training. Then an idea came to him!
Perhaps if he stored enough flarron into the thing, it would override...
And thus he started focusing the flarron in his body, a red aura circling around him...

The less injured THING starts fighting Jason.

NickKun said, "So it worked out after all. Oh, and sand needs to melt to become glass. That fire's not hot enough."