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If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 
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Pretty sure these type of things have a name, but I dunno what they're called.
Also this topic is to discuss these things which I don't know the name of.

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"If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Like those types of things?


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Do bald men use shampoo or soap to wash their head?

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Ramsey wrote:
"If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Like those types of things?

Not really, that's more philosophical
This is just a bit on wordplay but I don't think it's a pun

Another one would be
If a deaf boy swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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Do bald men use shampoo or soap to wash their head?

Belth's got it!

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Do deaf schizophrenia people hear voices?

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We're getting the hang of it

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

"When are lawyers ever going stop practicing law?"

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Do bald men use shampoo or soap to wash their head?

whats the point of using shampoo if hair is but dead follicles

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If Matthew De Leas hadn't lead the Atruts to Northern Briton would the Cetric-Celts have formed the tribal nation of Boii-Su? Or would the massive flooding that happened years later eventually bring the tribes together anyway?

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If you go into the past and kill yourself with a knife or a weapon, is it considered a suicide or a homicide?


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They say "Practice makes perfect", but nothing is perfect so why practice?

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Sayo honey, this isn't Spam

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