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Be Careful what you wish for
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country: 
Gender: Male Waifu: I'm married 
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Granted but the optimal temperature for the human body changes to 2 degrees Celsius
I wish for unlimited, healthy, delicious food _________________ Meow ／l、 ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、ﾞ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ |
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 Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:28 pm Posts: 98 Location: Arizona Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: puzzler7 Waifu: Aeris
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Granted but you choke to death.
I wish for a computer with an i7. _________________  all the way. God tier tech skill, F tier actual skill. |
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| Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:14 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:12 am Posts: 2932 Location: The Schwarzwelt Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: ;Danny; Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Poker Waifu: Gwyndolin
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Granted but they design it like the Samsung Galaxy S7, causing it to explode in your face.
I wish I found the cure to mental illness. _________________ 
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| Mon Feb 20, 2017 2:13 am |
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
Gender: Male Waifu: I'm married
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Granted but it makes all the doctors in the U.S. hate you.
I wish for a pet Phoenix _________________ Meow ／l、 ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、ﾞ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ |
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| Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:31 pm |
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Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:28 pm Posts: 98 Location: Arizona Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: puzzler7 Waifu: Aeris
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Granted but it burns you to death.
I wish for $10000 for my Robotics team. _________________ all the way. God tier tech skill, F tier actual skill. |
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| Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:07 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:23 pm Posts: 679 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: snidbert63 Skype: Don't have one lol Currently Playing: in a sandbox Waifu: Weird Al Yankovic
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Granted. With the money, your robotics team wins all robotics competitions, even beating advanced aliens in an interdimensional competition. the aliens get so mad that they nuke the Earth.
I wish aliens hadn't nuked the Earth. _________________ Looking back I was kinda a jerk to some of the other users here, especially kyuubit. Sorry. |
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| Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:20 pm |
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Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:28 pm Posts: 98 Location: Arizona Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: puzzler7 Waifu: Aeris
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y'know I'm actually ok with that
Granted but instead they conventionally bomb the Earth into tiny bits of carbon so we're just as dead anyways. I wish all of Physics used the Left Hand Rule and not the Right Hand Rule. _________________ all the way. God tier tech skill, F tier actual skill. |
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| Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:11 pm |
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BR Member  Joined: Tue May 15, 2012 5:21 pm Posts: 2198 Location: in your heart, and your archives Country: 
Gender: N/A MGN Username: Doq Skype: Discord my guy. Currently Playing: one of thousands of variations of Solitaire Waifu: Es
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Sure but now everything revolves around masturbation.
I wish the four post rule was a global Forum Games rule. _________________ this post is an enigma. a dream. |
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| Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:17 pm |
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Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:28 pm Posts: 98 Location: Arizona Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: puzzler7 Waifu: Aeris
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Granted but s***posting in all forums in now legal. Also all the mods leave so no one can enforce the rules.
I wish I hadn't written this post and actually respected Doq's wishes. _________________ all the way. God tier tech skill, F tier actual skill. |
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| Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:02 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:12 am Posts: 2932 Location: The Schwarzwelt Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: ;Danny; Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Poker Waifu: Gwyndolin
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Granted but by doing so Doq gets the confidence to take over Cleod as the site admin, thus MG becomes a dictatorship under his rule.
I wish I was good at sports. _________________
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| Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:07 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:26 pm Posts: 571 Location: NC Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: [BANNED] Currently Playing: SSF2TAS
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Granted but you now have carpal tunnel, so you can never play videogames again
I wish carpal tunnel didn't exist _________________ shh, they forgot to ban me Join the GarrisonHQ Discord here: https://discord.gg/uDam5vj |
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| Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:41 am |
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 Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:15 pm Posts: 6217 Location: Leafless Canada Country: 
Gender: Male Skype: Kirb-Star Waifu: zero suit wario
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Granted but then Danny's wish is granted instead.
I wish for... a hat, i want a hat. |
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| Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:11 am |
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Joined: Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:28 pm Posts: 98 Location: Arizona Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: puzzler7 Waifu: Aeris
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Granted. It eats you.
I wish for $5. _________________ all the way. God tier tech skill, F tier actual skill. |
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| Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:20 am |
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Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:15 pm Posts: 6217 Location: Leafless Canada Country:
Gender: Male Skype: Kirb-Star Waifu: zero suit wario
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Granted but you owe me $6
I wish for Bandana Dee to be good |
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| Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:47 am |
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Joined: Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:23 pm Posts: 679 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: snidbert63 Skype: Don't have one lol Currently Playing: in a sandbox Waifu: Weird Al Yankovic
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Granted. Bandana Dee becomes so OP, he starts killing people in real life. After a few centuries, the militaries of the world finally defeat him, but by then the world has become a post-apocalyptic hellscape. In fact, I just came from the future to prevent it. Thus, I change the corruption of your wish to, "Granted, but the metagame advances and he becomes bottom tier." This causes a time paradox which rearranges the universe such that this thread becomes combined with all the other forum games.
I ban you for indirectly causing a time paradox. _________________ Looking back I was kinda a jerk to some of the other users here, especially kyuubit. Sorry. |
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