I got this one from my old Improv class: everyone makes a story together, saying only one sentence at a time. All sentences after the first of a story and before the last should begin with "fortunately" or "unfortunately" alternating between the two sentence by sentence. Stories should end with "And the moral of the story is:"

I may augment the following rules, and if I am to do so, I will first post the augmentation so that everyone knows the new rule. The rule should be abided by from the time when it is first posted, not just added here.

Rules:
No strong language
No sentences lacking clarity, a subject, and a predicate
Sentences should be "fortunate" or "unfortunate" for the character the story is currently surrounding
No editing posts that are a part of the story, unless it's to fix the breaking of a rule

I'm disowning this topic due to adult storyline.

Fortunately, my parents met.
Unfortunately, I was born.

OOFG: You have to make one sentence at a time, and the first of the story shouldn't begin with "fortunately" or "unfortunately". It's okay, my improv class didn't get that the first time either.

I got a gift, fortunately it was pie, unfourtunately it was cold.

Oops?

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Just make the first sentence already.

unfortunately, you made the sentence. (I sense this game was made)

A panda at the zoo thought to himself, wondering what it would be like to be free, to be treated as a normal human being- as, you see, he had the IQ of one.

fortunately it was one thousand he than proceeded to escape

Unfortunately, he was seen by a zoo employee.

Fortunately, the employee was on a break so he didn't do anything about it.

Unfortunaly when the panda escaped it was known and he was being looked for!