*I take some white pikmin out of my in-ship garden, and use them to sheild* *1st*

OBJECTION! In my alias, I don't have horns on my helmet. In fact, I don't even wear a helmet.

*Converts evidence into turbo and is in first now*

OBJECTION!! YOU'RE RUNNING BAKA. *Converts evidence into turbo and zooms into first*

OBJECTION! I jacked your car, you saw me! Eh, whatever.

*Pole-vaults over your car and lands in another one of my cars*
*1st*

Pikmin switch! *I use a Pikchain to grab your car and swing you behind me so we switch places* *1st*

*teleports to 1st*

*1st*

... *Throws Pikachu into your car and he uses thunder* JARK! *1st*

Thunder doesn't affect me, little Panda. My element is fire and fire beats thunder! *summons Charmeleon then attacks you and Pikachu with flamethrower*

*still 1st*

*You notice that pikmin are tearing your engine out* *1st*

*Chupacabras appears then they eat the pikmins, leaving you defenseless*

Besides I don't need engine, my car has a battery which never runs out.

*smashes Panda's face with a turtle shell*

*1st*

*Takes moar pikmin out of garden while matrix dodging turtle* HEY! *While going back to normal position I throw yellow pikmin into your battery* Hehehehehe.... *They rip battery out and throw it into the ocean* *1st*

*In the confusion, I throw Panda off course and shoot Deino's battery, sending them both outta my way*
*1st*

*While being shot off course I grab you with a pikmin chain and use you to swing myself back on and in front of you* *1st*

*uses wiresnakes as a lasso then ties Panda and his pikmins through the ocean*

*before battery runs out, my car transforms into a jet plane and is in 1st*

*Grapples onto Deino and uses momentum to glide into first*