I had nine options because the person I took the options from had nine

go talk to mechgirl (page 78)
you talk to the bio-mech girl that bears resemblance to KOS-MOS, you start by saying "Hello"

She respndes be saying "Hello?".

What do you do?

Ask her out on a date (pg. 11174)

Kill her (pg. 6000)

Ask her about the weather (pg. 6001)

Oh, sorry.

Ask her out (pg. 11174)

"What? Hahahaaa!"
*walks away*

follow her (pg. 450)
kill her (pg. 20)
walk away (pg. 12)

Kill her
You kill her, and her dead body disintegrates. The Bio-Mech cops come and arrest you. You sit in jail, and your bunk-mate is staring at you funny.
Punch him (573489)

Ask what his problem is (64673489)

Glare at him (48659384725368976)

Ask what his problem is (pg. 64673489)
Mechguy: "I don't like humans. They are icky."
You:

pretend you are a mechguy (pg. 64673490)
punch him (pg. 147)
lay down (pg. 50000)

pretend you are a mech (pg. 64673490)
You didn't fool him. And you made him mad. You now have an angry mech coming after you.
Destroy the world! (pg.90001)

Dodge him and run (pg.-1)

Fight him (pg.342412)

Fight him (pg.342412)
You punch him in the gut which afterwards he flies through the bars and slams onto the bars of the cell opposite of yours. The alarm activates as he slides to the ground. You go up to the mech and sniker as you punch his face into oblivion killing him. What do you do?

Get the heck out of that place (pg.20003)

Releaase all the prisoners (pg.5000)

Eat all the doughnuts in the building (pg.23)

Eat all the doughnuts in the building (pg.23).

So you eat all the doughnuts and you get a horribly bad case of gas.
What do you do?

Try and burp it out (pg.84)

Head to the "throne room" (pg.15)

Ignore it (pg.0_0)

Ignore it (pg.0_0)

As you try to ignore the bad gas it comes out. Everyone in the room dies as a result of the smell. What now?

Suicide (Back Cover)

Walk away (pg. 399)

play DDR (pg.roflmao)

play DDR (pg.roflmao)

As you're playing in expert mode you realize that you're very good, and decide to enter a tournament.

Which one

Noob Rally (pg.0.0000000000001)

Pro Am Showdown (pg.345)

Epic Battle of the Gods (pg.1337)

Epic Battle of the Gods (pg.1337)

You enter the "Epic Battle of the Gods" DDR tournament, it is your first round and you get to decide the song as you won the coin toss. Which song?

Butterfly(pg.36)

We Will Rock You (pg.9005)

Eye of the Tiger (pg.1338)

Epic Battle of the Gods (pg.1337)
you get through the tourney with ease, and you find yourself as a real God.(suicide has been deactivated) and you find yourself on the edge of space and time, you decide to destroy some planets. what will you destroy?

Earth(Pg.900066)

Mars (Pg.9000067)

Whole freakin' solar system (Pg.900068)

Eye of the tiger (pg. 9005)

All the mechpeople boo you, and you are sent to jail for fighting back (you got mugged!)

Try to find the ashes of the mechguy you killed in the police station (pg. 401)
Eat the doughnuts (pg. 207)
Ride a pogostick (pg. 4)

Ride a pogostick (pg. 4)

As you mount the pogo stick a mech-person shoots you through the heart killing you instantly. You float over your dead corpse. What do you do?

Find a new vessel (pg.9004)

Haunt the mech-person for the rest of his days (pg.2324)

Revive (pg. 123)

go to the afterlife (pg.700000)

go to the afterlife
you once again find yourself looking at the light.
(look back to find the choices)

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pg 78 stick in poorper

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