Cartoon Network just screwed itself.
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| | | | bluemage77 wrote: Cartoon Network screwed itself when they decided that since Teen Titans was pretty good, they should accept anything that Sam Register s#%$& out. They booted funny shows like Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd and Eddy, and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends because the only thing that makes their minds click is the promise of money and large waggling members in their asses.
Press Conference Simulation
(The curtains open to an office building room 30 stories up from a bustling downtown street.)
Ideas Guy: Well, these kids seem to like Teen Titans. Let's get that guy back over here to pump out another show.
Craig McCracken: Um... I guess so...
-------A month later------
Ideas Guy: Well, he's exhausted his imagination bank and given us a terrible monster/kid mash-up. We're going to overhype it and tell them it's from the maker of their favorite cartanime show.
Craig: Well, do you guys want to see my new scripts and art for Fosters..? Maybe Dexter? I've got some pretty funny-
Marketing Specialist: Craig, stfu. Go sit in a corner and we'll tell you if we need you.
Craig: f#%$& you, then. I'm gonna go draw somewhere else. (Exit Craig.)
Ideas Guy: Pfft, we don't need him. Alright, now what do you guys think of this... Total Drama Island and 6Teen? (Cut off here and the curtains draw closed.)
Screw Cartoon Network. We'll all just have to sit here and watch Boomerang, reminiscing about "the good ol' days" of CN... when we had Cartoon Networks Top 5... and the Cartoon Cartoon Show...
RIP Toonami... I hope, when/if you come back, you'll s#%$& all over CN and give us the greatest anime we've ever seen. | | | | |
This goes on the first page of the "best quotes" section. I couldn't agree any more.
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:39 am |
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Blue
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I should do public speaking more often, then. However, I'm only passionate about this subject because CN used to be like my big brother until he decided to "grow up" and ignore me. Then I became emo while he moved to New York. f*** bastard. He isn't my family, anymore.
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:48 am |
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meedler
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Well, no matter.. I don't really like rap that's all. But still i hate the idea that Cartoon Network is just a crap, cause i would disagree with you guys over there. We used to watch CN in a regular basis before when we were young, remember? But we grew up, so let the young ones say whether CN is a crap or not.
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:03 am |
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DMN666
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the rap was just terrible and im a spanish guy that lives in brooklyn,NY.my brother thaught that was the gayest thing he had ever saw.i also hate they all ways switch friday leave to the original one,What ever happend to out of jimmys head CN yea i knew that show sucks!LOL R.I.P. 1.ed,edd,&eddy 2.Toonami 3.the power puff girl(it would be funny if they bring the Power Puff Girls Z) 4.Fosters Home 5.jonny bravo thank god for boomarag at lease i can see jonny,PPG,MGM,mike,lu,andOg WTF bring back Bugs Bunny!!! at lease jonny test,StarWars,FlapJack(i think flapjack is gay???),and chowder r all good shows. @bluemage WOW! ....im sorry
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:14 am |
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PPGZ is too awesome for Cartoon Network now, anyways. No, it doesn't even deserve to be f*** called Cartoon Network, it's just that piece of s*** called CN.
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:54 pm |
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Blue
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CN stands for Crap n*****. You know what the N is.
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_________________"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." ~Phil Conners, Channel 9 Pittsburgh Weather Man~
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:46 pm |
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Xarhtna
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I knew it. Do I deserve something for being so smart?
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*sigh* I guess Johny test is watchable...other than that their are no good new shows...
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Xarhtna
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No it isn't. Johnny Test is s*** and never watchable. It's probably the worst show next to Chowder and Flapjack that CN has ever showed.
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DMN666
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Okay u got it all wrong I like FlapJack,Chowder,and Jonny Test and if u saw im a 11 yr old im not
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{420}sMoKeWeEd{420}
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..You gave away proof that you're 11 years old.
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DMN666
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Ahaha but I'm not I'm in high school which I hate...who got school tommrow and I knew someone would say something and anyways what else u got to watch
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