Granted but it's below minimum wage and your fans are impatient pricks who don't understand the time it takes to make a quality video

I wish I could edit my university accommodation application

Granted but you're only allowed to edit it if you make it worse.

I wish I had a stronger immune system.

You're immune to even death itself, and you're forced to live eternally and watch everyone around you die until the end of time.

I wish I didn't corrupt Sonario's wish.

Granted, but you are forever shamed for the following the rules of the game

I wish I could get good

Granted, you get good but so does the rest of the world, sending you back to your original relative skill level

I wish I had an infinity gauntlet, but instead of killing half of the universe, it just gives me burgers and fries every time I snap

Granted but you abuse its power and eventually give yourself a heart attack

I wish bad smells didn't exist

Bad smells cease to exist. We have terrible smells instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to school on Saturday.

Granted, you have to go to school on Sunday instead.

I wish I could.

Granted. You can but you don't.

I wish the SNES classic had every single SNES game on it instead of only 21.

Granted, but all the games are bad and have countless glitches due to time constraints.

I wish we had Hentai Week back.

Granted, but it's full of guro stuff.

I wish the Trick or Treat forum game is back.

Granted, but nobody posts there but you

I wish i were more active

granted, but everyone else is inactive.

how do i make a wish again?

You make it like this. (Corrupts your wish)

I wish Waluigi replaced Luigi in Ultimate because Luigi's dead after the Simon reveal.

Granted, but he dies in Sans' trailer to be replaced with Green Luigi

I wish I could eat whatever I want without consequence