I dunno - just got the idea just now.

So we have all these smilies, and we're going to tell a story with em.

So going from top to bottom, we have...
... etc etc etc...

But for each smiley, we have to add on to the story something that makes sense while corresponding to the smiley. Oh, and post the smiley too.

Here's an example.

Person 1: Bob woke up one day - and boy was he depressed.
Person 2: But then a fly landed on his face, so he smacked it to get rid of the fly.
Person 3: Unfortunately, his hand poked out both his eyes, and he was temporarily blinded.
Person 4: He was surprised to learn, that...

and so on. (Once we reach the end of the smilies, we can either start over or go back to the beginning again and reuse the smileys in order)

So I'll start.
Hakker was dumbfounded as to how many noobs had just arrived on the MG forums.

Then he decides to ban them but Cleod won't allow him to do it.

ITS SAYS IN ORDER!

I'll do it.
Hakker one day said "Can't... can't keep banning... just to many!".

But suddenly, the noobs all died...

The moderators were in shock

And there was an EPIC overuse in the smilie!

And Hakker tried to ban the devs, but each time he would ban one, another would hop in it's place!

Chaos roamed the land, and all Cleod did was create music for people to headbang to.

Hakker had an idea! if he took over the forums he would be able to ban any one he wanted!

But then a giant lock fell on top of him

when he got up he said,"wuh...wuh was that?"

He realized that there was a giant ice cream cone!

BRAIN FREEZE!!!

Whatever you say.

Then Cleod and Deep Thought were hiding.

...but Hakker was still eating his Ice Cream.