when people think putting all numbers to the maximum makes something funny
"HAHAHA HE GOT HIT 999999999 TIMES"

Exactly, also commonly used by the faggots who ruined "Over 9000" by spamming it to death on anything even remotely related to a number.

Also those bums on steam who ask for free s***. I don't give a f*** if it's your birthday, stop being a begger and go do something in life to make me care about you.

Why the f*** would you even let them beg at you? You can block people on Steam, right? Stop complaining about a non-issue.

Because they're my steam friends and I still try to keep that number of random E-people as high as I can because I'm dead inside.

What's amazing to me is when you get added by a random person who does not share any games or groups with you and he begs you for games because "you have so many you must have lots of cash right please spare one game for me"

I would think it was an isolated incident if it hadn't happened twice to me already

This has happened to me once, after I friended some child gamer online 'cause he requested it.
Soon after, the scrub on steam was begging me to buy some stuff for him online, and I'm being serious here, because his parents wouldn't buy it for him. It's pretty obvious what the reactions were.

I once friended a kid had a habit of admin abuse on his special custom servers (Prick tried to get people to donate their TF2 items to keep his s*** server up). He also got pissy when I kept killing one of his donators who used noclip to enter my spawn and try to kill me and eventually kicked me for self defense. Also found out that IRL he told his teacher to eat a dick and got grounded for being an idiot.

I'm still pissed I didn't get the chance to Last Measure the a******.

i will be your internet girlfriend in exchange for steam games

s*** like that is why i keep my profile on private tbh