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Joined: Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:46 pm Posts: 1514 Location: Westchester, New York Country: 
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Wow. I feel, so offended  I can't lie. That was clever. Even if I'm black, that's the Funniest joke so far.Sorry. Someone did that one Blue. But still 7/10. Why was it bad that "7" ate "9"? Because Nien was a nazi. Now "7" making friends with 1000 degrees. _________________ Luigi Movement, Cancel, Tech, etc. YouTube Video:
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please lock this topic its become a public offence
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| Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am |
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5/10
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my c*** down your throat _________________ Meow ／l、 ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、ﾞ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ |
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What do you call 20,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start. Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN ... SHOOT ... and STEAL What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload |
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:16 am |
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Ehhhh 5/10
One boy in school needs to run to the bathroom. So he asks the teacher "Can i go to the bathroom?" The teacher said "Only if you say the ABC" So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z" The teacher replied "Wait a second. Wheres the letter P" The boy said "Running down my pants!!!" |
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:28 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 216 Location: Burger King, Sector 86, Venus Gender: Male Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Jump Ultimate Stars, inFamuos,WipeOut HD, StH(1-3&K)
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7/10
1) If there were only 100 white people in the world and you killed 1 they wouldnt mind but then if you even think about harming the devil you woul go to jail with 99 bullets on your a**. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) One day the devil said "to all those who make insulting jokes about God/Jesus, i will give free sex with monkeys and free rat pee that tastes like beer! And so religious jokes were born. _________________ YouTube Video:
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:37 am |
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1/10
I didn't even get it. ---  Still counts as a joke. _________________ 
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:32 am |
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3/5 What do you call one black person in the ocean? Pollution What's all the black people under water? Solution Best I could do from the top of my head. _________________  |
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Actually it should be What do you call a bunch of kneegrows swimming in the ocean? Biggest environmental tragedy in US history. What do you call an annoying niglet on a forum? Lotrest _________________ can i borrow 1000 dollars? by the way i dont do heroin |
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:49 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:11 pm Posts: 1058 Location: Some place down the road, or something Gender: Male Skype: iKinkajou Currently Playing: Fallout: New Vegas, Portal 2, Assassin's Creed 3, League of Legends, Gang Garrison 2, Team Fortress 2, Bioshock 2, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
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10/10
What could a bench do that a Mexican dad cant. Support a family. or 5 African-Americans are in a Cadillac and they drive off a cliff, what’s wrong with that picture Cadillac can fit 6 or even, Why are black people the best in basketball? Because they can steal, shoot and run. _________________ |
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:29 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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5/10 meh
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:33 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:47 am Posts: 2081 Location: At home, working and playing Gender: Male
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8/10
You know whats funny? If you didn't steal jokes from the internet. Its funny how people can't come up with one |
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:38 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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0/10 shut up b****, that's the greatest joke ever told
and it's not from the internet also I've heard most of the jokes that have been posted here from the mouths of middle schoolers, which is pretty bad tbh Why is a n*****'s eyes always red after sex? It's from the mace _________________ Meow ／l、 ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、ﾞ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ |
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:47 am Posts: 2081 Location: At home, working and playing Gender: Male
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6/10 I didn't take that srsly It was a joke I knew yours is funny Stop bothering Justin Bieber. She has feelings you know |
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| Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:13 pm |
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1.49/10
Why did the dog look to the left and then to the right? Because it can't look both ways at the same time. _________________  Add my friend code if you like. |
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