you get a picture of yoshi, he looks drunk!

i insert $1.25 and press "Coke"

you get $1.00 and a note that says "I can't let you do that"

I insert jack flash

You get the half-sized can of Coke with "Sprite FTW!" plastered on it, while the machine keeps the rest of the money you put in it which should have come back as change.

I insert spaghetti! (yes again)
------whoops, you upstaged me------
You get John Bash ( ).

I insert Indiana Jones!

you get a dvd, which if you look at it, mabye squint your eyes, turn your head, close your right eye, and mabye close your left eye too, looks liks a face.

i insert a note saying "I WANT MY MONEY BACK, STUPID NOOB MACHINE!" and press "Coke"

You get Sprite Coins.

I insert Frog Coins.

you get a coke (NO FAIR!)

i insert more frog coins (oh goody goody!)

you get coke mixed with sprite

I insert jack flash

You get flash jack.
I insert the smiley.

You get a half-charged lazer.

I insert preposterousness.

you get a rip off

I insert the old forums

you get older forums

i insert a torn page from the manual on how to use the machine saying "if you start getting sprite instead of coke with the coke button, insert this page and press coke"

you get a note that says "sold out"

I insert Samus

You get Snake gone mad.

I insert the banana-man who sings, "IT'S PEA-NUT BUT-TA JEL-LAY TIME!!!..."

oooh you get ZERO zero suit samus (if you know what i mean)

i insert another torn out of the manual page saying "if the machine tells you its sold out, its lying, insert this page and you WILL get it, if you dont, we give you premission to the vending machine topic" MUHAHAHAHHAHAH, thats one good page there, pg 51

What does banana-man get?