I use my avi to make fake friends with him then I tell my avi to kill him when hes not looking

I take out my sooper-dee-dooper pie of DOOOM! and throw it in the beaver's face. The beaver eats it.

The beaver then somehow gets its face on fire, runs wildly into a wall, and gets paralyzed.

Then, Ness comes in and tries PSI Rockin' Ω on the beaver. The beaver then explodes into bits.

I will destroy it with only one hand. The shame of losing to one handed man will finish the rest .

Wow! A lot of great entries this time guys, nice job. Most of you get points for this round:
First of, I give both conquest and mr smiley a quarter of a point each. Conquest because you thought outside of the box by destroying it's home instead of it itself, and mr. smiley because i love earthbound.
Now, Sol Django is awarded a half of a point, becuase... Well, its funny! One beaver being attacked by a nucelar missle!!!
Then, Derik get's a full point. Chuck norris jokes are hysterical in my book because they are so damn ridiculous, and this one is just as nonsensical as the best chuck norris jokes there are.
And the winner of this round was...... Zhad [QUEST]!!! He gets one and a half points! His idea was creative, was specific to animals, and wasn't just a generic thing that could be used on any target, and was pretty funny. Well done!
Now if you didn't get anything this round, don't give up. All of the entries this time round were good, it's just that even though i said i would be more genourous with the points, there have to be some people who don't get any, right?
Anyway. The next target is: An unspecified mii.

I call Megaman then he blastes each part of his body of then calls over a heyena and makes it Eat the rest!

The Mii is in the plaza.

I send in Military troopers with assault rifles to infiltrate the area, evacuating the citizens and innocents. The Mii is isolated and surrounded. I send in helicopters above and around the situation, with radar to protect from possible enemy attack lines.

I send out commands to setup anti-aircraft and anti-ground weaponry upon the ground surrounding the area pointing outwards, to block any possible Mii Counterattack. Finally, I send special troopers into the area, covered by stealth smoke-bombs to quickly relieve the Mii of all possible weaponry and items. The Mii is quickly checked for bombs, which are disabled, and other metallic objects. He is police escorted to a quiet shack in the middle of nowhere. The Mii is locked inside the shack surrounded with troopers with machine guns.

The machine guns are locked and loaded, and helicopters fly above, patrolling the area. They have heat sensors to find possible enemies who try to recover the Mii. They setup cameras randomly around the area for surveillance.

Finally, the troopers all desert the area, alongside the helicopters, and the entire area is nuked multiple times, and then troopers are sent in with missile launchers, and assault rifles and Spartan lasers to finish off the job.

The individual molecules of the dead Mii are taken to a lab and demolished for eternity.

I open him up in the wii editing thing, and add so many things that he looks completely ugly.

I'll then proceed to give him a mirror and have him look in it.

Bingo!

I drop it in the trash.

I make a Dio Brando Mii, a Master Cheif Mii, and a Captain Falcon Mii and have them go on a all out battle to the death Dio Brando would then go overboard and kill every Mii on the Wii and if that doesn't work then I call in a Chuck Norris Mii to take them all out.

I still like mine the most. I'm thorough.

I will destroy it with cluster bombs. After that I will resurrect it so I can destroy it again. I will resurrect and destroy it 900 times and then... I will start the same all over again. after 900 times of destroying and resurrecting 900 times I will delete it and create it again to do all this again 900 times.

Finally after all this my Wii will explode and the mii explodes with it.

I grab it and move it around while it trys to get free. Then I use a virtual helmet to go inside the wii and beat the s**t out of it. Then I get out, grab the mii and delete it.
Oh and my name is SMDC5000 not 9000

Since the Mii has no moveset...

I put him in mingle mode and send him to SSBB....

He says ''Hi'' and Bowser says "hello'' and next thing you know....Blackout happens

Light goes back on, Mii on the floor and Bowser gone....

Mii dies because his wallet was stolen.

Mess around with its face so its eyes are in its mouth.