They're awful ideas, and nobody takes you seriously any more.

I wish Thomas the Tank Engine had never gone CGI.

He never goes CGI, but because the show wasn't producing anything new and using the same old look it's always had, it gets canceled... It's a shame since CGI is usually the reason shows get canceled anyway.

I wish there were less drug abusers in my age group. Maybe then there would be people who prefer living good lives.

Then 8 year olds start with drugs making them less likely to make it to your age group.

I wish for green eggs and ham with the smell of fish on the side

You get black eggs and ham and it smells like burnt. hurhur.


I kind of wanna wish I had a bottom locker. I'm 4'8''. I can still reach though, it's just more of a hassle.

The bottom locker is located in hell.

I wish school wasn't so boring.

ok so instead school becomes a almost prison like place where students must kill for points and when someone reaches 100 points they can leave and a new batch of kids come in every week. its a dangerous game and you most likely won't survive a day

i wish that i was a super fighting robot like megaman

You walk on a sharp blade of grass and explode into a million pieces.

I wish I wasn't afraid of Math.

You are not afraid of Math anymore, but you still suck at it

I wish I had a pizza

It's poisoned.

I wish.

"For even in the lightest nights, and times of hell,
Still some(do tell!) do not have sight.
Be careful what you wish for, they say, it could not be more apt,
Than the person who kept but his greatest lifeline kept."

I wish for the world to be at peace: no warring whatsoever.

A world to be at peace may cause more unbalance than you think.

I wish for a simple glass of water.

The glass itself is large enough to hold enough water to flood the world which happens.

I wish for a 3ds with no problems whatsoever.

That's not too bad, I can drink a gallon off of that glass :3

Turns out you got it off craigslist, and it was a half eaten box of Melatto cookies

I wish for infinite wishes

The wishes turn into physical things, and you are crushed by them.

I wish that I had either a cat or a dog

You end up with both, fused into one, leading to the creation of a dumb Nicktoon.

I wish I wasn't so tired.