Ok it's not something that happened to me today but rather yesterday

At Gamestop, I looked in the used ds games case and saw something I thought I'd never see
Something beautiful
Promising

A bootleg Super Princess Peach cartridge

Now, I instantly recognized it as a bootleg because I own the actual game and I'm proud to say I've 100%d it. This had the wrong sticker.
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As anyone with a trained eye can see, it's a fake.

So, I saw the bootleg and completely freaked out. You've heard the stories. Someone finds a bootleg cartridge, buys it, and it ends up being a rom hack of some sort. You've seen Joel's videos, you've seen JonTron's videos, and you've read the creepypastas. I needed to know what was on it.

So, I went up to the employee and told him "Yo, there's a bootleg cartridge in the ds case." He came over to it and was like "Wow, that's obvious." He then pointed at the other employee and said something about him being an xbox fanboy.

Then, I hit him with the question. "Do you have a DS on you?"

He grinned and he was like "You wanna test it out?"

So, I took one of the DSes and put it in, anticipating what was yet to come. Would a different image pop up? Would it be some laughably bad excuse for a game? Would it be a rom hack? I put it in.

"There is nothing inserted in the card slot."

I blew on it, wiped it off, did everything. Some a****** sold a blank to Gamestop. It wasn't anything cool, it was just nothing.


f*** my life.

Would have been the best moment of your life: taking it home and showing it to Youtube.
You could have been the next Jontron/Vargeskelethor.