0/10, I must be missing something.

There are four tourists on a roof. The first one says, "I'll give any of you one million dollars if you jump off of this building and jump back up." The other 3 tourists want him to do it. He jumps down, jumps back up. The 2nd one tries and end up killing hismelf. The other two ask for the 1st one to do it again. He jumps down, jumps back up. The 3rd tourists also attempts and also end up killing himself. The last one tells him to do it one more time. He jumps down, jumps back up. The last tourist jumps down and dies.

Another tourist on another roof says, "Superman's f*** with the tourists again."

6/10

3 men reach the peak of a mountain a mountain, they are all wizars in training

the 1st man jumps off the mountain and shouts "[echo/]Mounatin Goat!!![echo/]"
he transforms into a ountain goat and jumps down to the ground usin rocks as steps

the 2nd man jumps off the mountain, falls a bit and then shouts "[echo/]Eagle!![echo/]"
he dives down till he reaches the ground

then the 3rd wizzard jumps off the mountain, looks down, remembers he`s afraid of heights and say "oh s***"

then as soon as the eagle landed and turned back in to a man, a talking peice of poo falls on his head

it says:

clean me up : (

Ehh - 5/10, I didn't really find it funny as I've heard it years ago.

The following joke will only appeal to people who have played TF2.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't - the chicken was never really on your side.

2/10 just not very funny


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JEWS AND PIZZAS

















PIZZAS DON'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN

Come on guys stop with the jew jokes already
nah jk 8/10

Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler

0/10

Sorry, but racist and unfunny.

"
Freezer Meals

I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie."

However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes.

If you look in my freezer now you'll see a whole new set of labels. You'll find dinners with neat little tags that say: "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care," "Something Good," or "Food." My frustration is now reduced because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting."

really?
I was racist? total s***
0/10 for YOUR racist joke

What's positive about Africans?
HIV

0/10

My joke wasn't racist, instead it's kinda "Sexist". Though I doubt people will find it offensive unlike your joke. Watch what you are saying, you can post Sexist jokes that you think people won't find offensive, but I have friends that attack people when they make racist jokes. Watch your mouth. I get really annoyed when people make offensive jokes, I mean, imagine you are a Jew and there are a thousand jokes about Jews. How would you feel like? Besides, if you get offended at me saying "Sorry, but racist and unfunny", then how offended would you get if you were a Jew? Now to get back on topic

"
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? "

0/10 wow that joke was the most sexist and racist i've ever heard
Why is there cotton on the top of Tylenol?
To remind blacks that they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

3/10
How bout both of you shut up and stop rating jokes due to the fact that you say they're sexual and racist.
If you think the joke is funny, rate it by its humor

What did the black kid had for christmas?
Your TV

Different one

What did the black kid had for christmas?
A lightbulb. Hes black so something needs to brighten him up

5/10
@ your sig: There is actually a DS MMBN game where you have all the souls in both versions of fives.

It was kind of funny, I don't know.

There's a Mexican and a Black sitting in the back seat. Who's driving?













The cops.

0/10 to all those jokes

i hate all this racist discrimination
(you say rate the humor of the joke?well it does not make me laugh because its a diss to me)

but if that is how you all want to play then its fine by me

how do you get a white man to enter a shower?

put a beer in the shower

how do you get him out?

turn the water on

0/10
When is a n***** most frustrated?



















When he tries to blow his own brains out!

@Lotrest: Don't go down to their level. They have a very deadly disease called "retardness." It causes more deaths a year worldwide than AIDS. That was also a joke by the way.

7/10.

Sorry. Thought the racial discrimination theme was a game. NOT. It's just one joke. Here, I'll justify it right now. Most white people are stupid. (It's true)