one time i got laid by you're waifu

thot your sig has a kid with a peculiar way of scratching her eye

Wow pochi you idiot

what did you just said

baka

what did you just said

damare

what did you just said

Pochi

MC Ride stood on the balcony in balmy Sacramento, his arms outstretched. His third album had just been released. He was taking in a moment of wind and silence.

“Stephen!” screamed Zach Hill from below. “What the hell are you doing? Get down from there!”

MC Ride did not answer to his old, human name. He glanced down at Zach Hill and the drummer exploded into glowing green ash. Flatlander scurried for cover.

It was now time. MC Ride took a powerful leap off the balcony. Just as it seemed he would fall to his demise, a breeze took him high into the sky. Wings of dark, dark glass burst from his back, his tattoos glowing a ghastly white. He flew up into the sky, higher, higher, until he was but a speck in the sun’s rays.

Minutes later, the sun turned black. The sky shone lavender, and the animals of the forest let out a piercing chant. “GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT,” again and again in rhythm until the words meant nothing.

MC Ride was now the god of creation. The Lord incarnate.

I saw Flying Lotus a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw FlyLo trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
AL-A-BAMA

ugh so

http://store.nintendo.co.uk/wii-u-hardw ... 74508.html

this is a thing

I really want SM3DW and getting it + a Mario hat and New Super Rehash Bros. + a romhack for £300 is a nice deal

and I can totally get it when I'm given my Christmas money

but should I get a new PC instead