OBJEcTION! How the f*ck can you smack me with evidence?

it's like those RPG's where you slash the air and the enemy randomly gets hit. *1st*

Well then.

*summons dark clouds around War Panda and his tank, making him impossible to see the track, right after he hits a tree after the cave ending, the clouds wears off and he is knocked out unconscious*

*grabs an item box*

ITEM: Hyper Engine
Effect: Can easily pass over opponents

*uses Hyper Engine and gets in 1st place*

OBJECTION! tanks have no windsheilds, they have radar! The attack would be useless! *smacks Carcajou with evidence* due to that fact, i get the item box first! *i use hyper engine, and pass carcajou* *1st*

*grabs another item box and uses hyper engine then bashes WarPanda's tank into a cliff that is not a shortcut* Mw.. Mw.. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* Ha *cough*

*activates a shield to protect me with evidence*

*1st*

*Activates landmaster like booster's to get me back up* also, the only way to sheild evidence is by not doing anything that makes no sense... *repeatedly shoots the ground around you, making you fall off of cliff* *speeds past you while your falling* *1st*

Yea, well my car still have jet wings that can help it to fly

*flies on the track and shoots WarPanda's vehicle with the disintegrator ray, which make its disintegrated*

*1st*

If you think it makes no sense, try read closely for you're information

eh, i was getting tired of takns anyway... it was more fun with bubblecruiser! *bubble cruiser appers under me* alright! lets go! *gum hookshots both of your jet wings and pulls them off* gum.... CHOPPER! *swings both wings around and uses them to chop your veichle in half, then each HALF in half* hah! take that! *speeds into 1st* *1st* (man, i just love comming up with cool anime names for attacks, don't i?)

*a flying motorbike appears under me* Alright, it's on! *drives at 90 amount of speed and shoots bubble cruiser with cracker launcher* *flies above War Panda and drops a time bomb on the bubble cruiser*

* i do a barrel roll and reflect both attacks, and gumshot (thats what i'm calling the gum hookshot now) the bottom of your flying motercycle* gummy.... TWISTER! *i spin very fast and then let go, making you go back into the cave, and leaving me in first* *1st*

OBJECTION! You can only do a barrel roll if you're in the Arwing and Landmaster *smacks you with evidence repeatedly*

*teleports in 1st place*

Hey! that was my gig! and my DOG can do barrelrolls without even using a veichle!

Heh heh. I love copying other people's words Oh and also your dog too.

fine... you only have ONE evidence! i have several against you! *show's a bunch of pictures of you doing stuff that makes no sense* CASE CLOSED! THE COURT FINDS CARCAJOU GUILTY! *a gigantic metal hammer fall's on carcajou* *i speed into first* *1st*

*Shatters the hammer with one punch, then helps Carcajou up while firing a LAZOR at Panda*