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that one was already told tid by flaming flamingo _________________ Who really cares anymore |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:56 am |
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Gender: Male MGN Username: Tid Currently Playing: Deep™ The™ Game™
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Oh, s***. Sorry.
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:47 am |
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Its okay.
Why do black people like small steering wheels? So they can drive with handcuffs on. _________________  |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:35 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:02 pm Posts: 7283 Location: Australia Country:
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Why do black people like KFC?
Because they're black. |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:41 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:02 pm Posts: 7283 Location: Australia Country:
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But i've had enough of these racist jokes. Racism is a crime.
And crime is for n*****. |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:42 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:22 pm Posts: 39 Location: everywhere yet no where at all Gender: Male
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no double posting
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:20 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:02 pm Posts: 7283 Location: Australia Country:
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The jokes are meant to be told one after the other, but not straight away.
It was funny. |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:53 pm |
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Gender: Male MGN Username: Byllant Currently Playing: A lot of Nintendo games as if there's no end.
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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't cry when is put inside the owen. _________________  So long, McLeodGaming Forums... |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:58 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:22 pm Posts: 39 Location: everywhere yet no where at all Gender: Male
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already told again _________________ Who really cares anymore |
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:04 pm |
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Also:
THE pizza doesnt cry when IT is put inside the OVEN. _________________ CANDLEMASS - Dont Fear The Reaper (Blue Oyster Cult Cover - Ep 2010) YouTube Video:
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| Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:06 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:23 pm Posts: 107 Gender: Male
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Why is Beyonce always to the left?
cuz she ain't got no rights. |
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| Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:19 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:22 pm Posts: 39 Location: everywhere yet no where at all Gender: Male
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whats the diffrence between santa claus and tiger woods
santa stops with three hoes _________________ Who really cares anymore |
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| Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:43 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:29 pm Posts: 1951 Location: Fresno, California Country: 
Gender: Male Currently Playing: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle
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A blind newlywed couple have returned home after their wedding. They decide that if they are going to have sex that night, they will need to use some signals.
Wife: Okay, dear. Whenever you want to f***, squeeze my left breast. If you don't want to f***, pat my shoulder. Husband: Okay, but if you want to f***, tap me on the head. If you don't want to f***, climb on top of me, and move up and down really fast. _________________ |
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| Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:54 pm |
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Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:40 pm Posts: 2168 Gender: Male Currently Playing: Rage, TF2, and some other vidya I guess.
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided they decided to try 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
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| Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:02 am |
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 Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 4454 Gender: Male Skype: belth666
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That's retarded.
_________________ play league of legends it's a fun game  http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref= ... 7960510125   |
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