Post apocalyptic nj
We arrive to try and find the rumored locker filled with spam s***, rumored to be worth over three hundred trillion forum gold
Battling our way through idek wtf kinds of enemies we reach the furthest depths of the metroidvania esque server equipment
And struggle to bust the lock open
Finally opening it's glorious fabled contents we find out that it's filled with
SAM s***
We're lucky if this will fetch forty mccleods on the spamazon shopping Wii channel
We're gonna starve

At least there was a wall of goobues and hope for the future when Dalamud fell. This is a whimper for a soon to be forgotten realm.

The same joke I just posted except it's SAM s*** as in surface to air missiles and they're worth 500,000 times as much forum gold and we buy all of cleods land and make it spammalandonia