So, I was in a call with esteemed ssf2 dev and resident busterinno Proto as per usual and we somehow came to talk about a theoretical crew battle, after a fairly lengthy and interesting discussion we came to what we think was a definitive, yet not the only answer.
Why am I writing this all down for you, you may ask, well, I want to see what you guys, the general ssf2 community thinks of this 'puzzle' of sorts, as theory and competitive discussion always interest me. If enough people show interest I might make this a weekly thing.
Without further adieu, the puzzle, please provide an explanation in your 'answer':
'every player' refers to every ssf2 player, not just the four presented.
It should be assumed that they know the playstyles of anyone they may be matched against and any counterpick they make will be thought through very well.
_________________The Americans came in and burned my village with their flaming uppercuts,
killing our water buffalo and leaving this scar on my chest...