okay that's very cold

But i haven't given up yet i'm so cold hell doesnt want me because i will freeze the flames and make the devil freeze solid

Right now, I don't have a t-shirt or anything on myself. My window is open, and it's like 2-Celsius outside. Beat that, B**ch.

I'm in an industrial-sized freezer. I can't feel my legs... Wait, where are my legs?

well Im in alaska,Im outside(I have extension cords),no pants or shirt on,and Im frozen in Ice,
Beat that.

*tries to type but arms get shattered due to extremely low tempatures while trying to move*

*has no idea how this is getting posted*

I'm so cold, I could kill a baby with my bare hands and have no remorse whatsoever.

i'm so cold that if u touch me you would freeze inside out starting with your bodies liquids to your skin.

Beat that mother fuc**rs

I'm so cold, I could freeze Chuck Norris from the opposite side of the planet.

Please tell me you're wearing underpants cause that is gross.

i'm so cold my emotions froze

yeah I did,
Im so cold that*body shatters*

*pulls self together* I'm so cold, my body already shattered. *falls apart*

I'm so cold that the polar icecaps run away when I get near.

Im so cold
mah grammah ith bagd.

i'm so cold that my internet connection doesn't let me go on any website except mcleodgaming.com