You wished to make a perfect wish, but in dping so you have made an imperfect wish

I wish for the world to be ruled by birds

Wish granted. Although initially at odds, the birds and the human race agree to get along (after some communication issues) on the condition that humans adapt to a bird's way of living, but after a few thousand years, as a result of having to live a bird's life, the humans evolve into mutant anthropomorphic birds that think true birds are doppelgangers, and that they themselves are the real birds. Thus, war wages between the hybrids and the pure blooded birds, causing mass destruction and the eventual wiping out of both sides.

I wish for the headbang smilie to come back...

The headbang smiley comes back, but with Jeff the killer's face on.

I wish for nothing.

you lose
good day sir
I wish for the cemetery to come back

But then all the dead bodies eat you alive and the haunting spirits trap your soul.
I wish for nothing.

After wishing for nothing the thought then occurs to you that wishing for nothing is still wishing for something - it's still technically a wish, and a wish is something. But then you think that the result is actually nothing, so it can't be something. Thus, you spend all eternity brooding over this paradox and eventually your brain heats up, swells and explodes due to all the stress from overthinking.

I wish that Mario and Sonic were born with reversed roles, so that the blue hedgehog would spend his days rescuing his princess from mutated fire breathing turtles and evil mushrooms with feet, and that the fat Italian plumber would be rolling around at the speed of sound and be the one to thwart the plots of the giant talking egg.

In doing this, Nintendo, Mario's home, would be much less successful than Sega, causing them to close. This would make us lose one of the biggest company's to date, and would hurt the gaming community.

私はマルスは大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズで英語を話しましたなあ (I wish Marth spoke English in Super Smash Bros.)

He does, but has such a strong accent that his speech becomes unintelligible.

I wish Link wasn't always low tier

Your wish is granted, however Link becomes god tier and suddenly becomes more broken than Meta Knight was in Brawl and is now forever banned from competitive play.

I wish trains could talk to us.

Trains start to communicate to humans, however its hard for people to not scream when they see this


I wish for there to be no humans, with crows ruling the world.

With crows ruling the world, there would be a lot of murders... both kinds. Also, a species with no thumbs would have a hard time doing anything, leading to technological advancements. But, with these upgrades comes a lot of demand, causing a shortage, and wars over it.


I wish the Virtual Boy never existed

Nintendo decided to make a device with smell-O-vision, which ended up poisoning people and bankrupted Nintendo.

-EDIT- sorry, I forgot to post a wish

I wish I had a way in which I can make sure genies don't act up.

The genie now will seek revenge, and manipulate the next rubber of the lamp into wishing you die.

I wish Project M weren't canceled.

Project M Underground

I wish i had a keyboard I could use properly, these human sized things are too much.

You get a keyboard that suits your species' size and preferences, but as it turns out they're plastic and made in China. So, half of the crows that get said keyboards breathe in all that cancerous chemical aroma fresh from the factory and die of asphyxiation, and those that don't die get displeased anyway, as their cheap keyboards break after a few uses. Made in China, what did you expect?

I wish Kyuubit became a mod, no, a site admin.