Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's backyard?
Well, neither has she.

Ha. I get it.



How many licks does it take to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Three.

Whoa,

Blue has got skills.

"I calls 'em as I sees 'em." said the mute blind man.

Sorry to all Nirvana fans (I'm a fan too)

The last thing Kurt Cobain released was the trigger.

It was funnier than most of this topic. Imo.

I could've typed it out, but that would take too much time, and uploading the pics was easier.

-whats up?

not the twin towers!-

The following is a small racist joke. If you don't give, feel free to look at the spoilers for the joke

One black man comes with chocolates in his hands and goes to his girlfriend. He shows the chocolates in his hand and says "Happy valentine".
The girlfriend looked in his hand and said "What did you get for me?"

chapter one:


hey you, pikachu!

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck in the solar rings!

Black chocolate, black hands; come on it isn't that hard...

What's difference between a lier and a tiger?

A lion would never betray his wife; a Tiger Wood

Well, I heard the Spanish version, so I translated it (dont know if I did a good job).

A man is at a bar and a woman walks up to him asking why he's so glum. The man replies that hes just negative by nature. Later the woman comes back and asks whens the last time he had sex. The man replied 1959. The woman says, "No wonder you're so negative. Well maybe you need a refresher?" So later, at the man's house, the woman is panting and says, "Well you sure haven't forgotten a lot since 1959." The man looks at his watch and says, "I hope not. Its only 22:29."

Você coa café na cafeteira, ou no cuador é mais forte?

Ha! I lol.

Easily offended people don't read this.

A little black boy put white powder all over his face and ran up to his mom and said, "Look I'm a white boy!" So the mom slaps him across the face. Later the boy goes up to his father and says, "Look I'm a white boy!" So the father slaps him across the face. Later the boy goes up to his grandma and says, "Look I'm a white boy!" So the grandmother slaps him across the face. The boy then said, "I've been white for 15 minutes and I already hate you f*** n*****."