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A Cat
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:22 pm Posts: 1561 Location: <3 Melty Blud
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Name: Auugahn Diffjis
Alias: The TROO King of Fightahs
Age: 66
Race: 99% Caucasian with a dash of genetics from Cthulhu himself
Class: RETIRED NAVY SEAL turned NUCLEAR PHYSICIST gone AWOL
Alignment: Shifts between Gewd and Eval every seven years
Weapons: Nunchucks blessed by sweat of the almighty Valdmir Lenin's Holy Ghost
Powahs: Auughan is the controller of all the elements in the world and has the powah to look reallllllllyyyy sexy in bright orange latex pants.
Appearance: Auughan is eight feet tall and sports the longest mane of flaming crimson hair ever to be recorded on a single man. He has two perfect eyes, at 40/40 vision. The left has a purple iris, while the right has a gray one. His teeth are perfectly white, and can blind any perfectly healthy man in one millisecond if they are stared into directly. He has the perfect build and has the most recorded muscle mass of all men. He wears a normal labcoat, only this coat can shoot lasers and allows him to breathe perfectly in any climate. Auughan wears realllllllllyyyyy tight, bright orange latex pants. His p**** is the longest recorded at 90' when erect.
Biography: Auughan Diffjis was born when Vladmir Lenin, Oscar Wilde, and John Connor partook in a massive three-way orgasm. He joined the Navy Seals at age four and killed all the Polynesian males living in the islands in the Pacific, and then brought back the circumcised foreskins of every male he killed. He then returned in the next hour and impregnated the women left on the islands and created the Hawaiian people, who are of direct descent of him. At age twelve Auughan studied under the great Jedi masters of the Jedi council, and had a completely built body, grown naturally. When he was seventeen he read The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Les Misérables, Atlas Shrugged, War and Peace, and the entire unabridged works of Edgar Allen Poe in one day AND STILL had time to recreate the Battle of Guadalcanal with himself as the sole participant. Auughan left the Navy Seals and became a Nuclear Physicist. He successfully bombarded two highly unstable nuclear atoms and discovered the meaning to life. However, the meaning to life was lost in the explosion afterward. Once he lost the meaning of life, he went AWOL and became a mercenary. With his nunchucks blessed by Lenin and his super amazing powahs, he set off to do whatever the hell he wanted.
Name: Oceannovel Bsop (LULULULUL)
Alias: N/A
Age: 17
Race: SPACE Human & is a NUTYPO
Class: Armor (WEARS REAAALLLYYY BIG ARMOR)
Alignment: Neutral
Weapons: LaZer GUN & EnerG SWORDs w/ EnerG SHEILD
Powers: He can go into RAGE mode, where he gets REAAALLLYYY PISSED and screams "CECILY!!! RAGE!!!". He spinz both his sword REALLY FAST and creates AFTER IMAGES whenevr he moves. IT LOOKS REAAALLLYYY COOL GUYS, TRUST ME.
Appearance: Oceannovel has DARK BLU hair and BLAK EYes. He has a LITE BLU shirt and DARK BLU pants. He also wears BROWN shoes. His REAAALLLYYY BIG ARMOR which is WHIT all over and BLU on the chest aria and has ANGLE WINGZ (somwut) with a BOOSTAR on teh back. It has 2 little Vs on the helmet and da rite shoudler has an "F" on it in RED and the lef shoulder has a "91" in RED on it.
Biography:Oceannovel began as simply an engineering student from the town of Frontier #4 at the Frontier Side (formerly Side 4) and presumingly, a NUTYPO where by this time, they were long forgotten and became figures of legend. He also bears resentment to his mother, Rafael Bsop, for abandoning her family to devote herself to her research in the SUPER STRONG STEEL being utilized for REAAALLLY BIG ARMORZ like the BIG ARMOR WIT THE F & 91 ON TI. Which he eventually WEARS through a series of events in order to protect his friends and to save CECILY.
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Last edited by A Cat on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:51 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:17 am |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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Waifu: I'm married
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ONLY 90 inches?
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Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:34 am |
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A Cat
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:22 pm Posts: 1561 Location: <3 Melty Blud
Gender: Female
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Whoops, it's supposed to be feet. Lemme fix that.
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Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:36 am |
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Doromac
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:01 pm Posts: 271 Location: Partyin ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!
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He seems like a fair character...
/sarcasm
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Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:24 pm |
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Blue
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck.
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Nice, I'd let him in my RP.
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:34 pm |
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A Cat
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:22 pm Posts: 1561 Location: <3 Melty Blud
Gender: Female
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Are you sure, I mean, I might show up some of the other characters.
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:48 pm |
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Green Mage
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 2110 Country:
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Nah, but if he had a dash of genetics from Azathoth, now you're talking.
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:52 pm |
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A Cat
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:22 pm Posts: 1561 Location: <3 Melty Blud
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I was originally thinking to use Shub-Niggurath, but I settled with Cthulhu as he is the most well known.
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:03 pm |
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A Cat
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:22 pm Posts: 1561 Location: <3 Melty Blud
Gender: Female
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Hey guys added new character.
Hope I can use him sometime in an RP ; )
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:56 pm |
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Green Mage
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Why not have the Moonlight Butterfly?
I should find the various gundam shows, DW: G2 made me interested.
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:06 am |
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A Cat
Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:22 pm Posts: 1561 Location: <3 Melty Blud
Gender: Female
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If I did that, it would be unoriginal!
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Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:53 pm |
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