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Currently Playing: Poker
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Ironically spent my April Fools trying to kill a certain joker.
And succeeded after getting pranked 59 times in a row.

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Frank stretches his dick to the other side and asks his son to grab it. Then he ties his balls into a rock, and after that he cuts off his dick with his knife. Then he crosses by his dick.


Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:12 am
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Got back from a fun three days staying with friends in college.


Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:54 pm
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Went on a double date with my socially inept friend, except he doesn't realize he says things he probably shouldn't.
One of the girls tried to flirt with him by asking if he liked Vietnamese girls (cause she was one). His reply was, "they dont age well."

Also, yesterday, I saw some guy chasing two other dudes outside the mall last night, he had a shopping cart over his head and tried to throw it at them as they ran from him.


Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:41 pm
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I had a fun incident with shopping cart some years ago. It also involved tequila.

A friend ended up with a head trauma due to it.

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Mon Apr 04, 2016 9:40 pm
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Location: Paul's Boutique
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X2C wrote:
One of the girls tried to flirt with him by asking if he liked Vietnamese girls (cause she was one). His reply was, "they dont age well."

f*** legend

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Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:04 am

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This morning I woke up to a call from Yellowstone national park offering me a job.

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Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:31 pm
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Went to get some mail, jumped over the tiny ditch for rain water. The ground was so soft that I got my shoe stuck in it. Then, with expert precision and skill I pulled my leg out the mud fast enough to eject some wet dirt, and with perfect timing I turned around, allowing the wet dirt to fly directly into my eye. Funnest blindness ever.


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Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:36 pm
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Good job Mr. "Toilet clog"


Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:39 pm
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Kittenpuncher wrote:
This morning I woke up to a call from Yellowstone national park offering me a job.


Way to go dude, whats it entail?


Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:59 pm

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X2C wrote:
Kittenpuncher wrote:
This morning I woke up to a call from Yellowstone national park offering me a job.


Way to go dude, whats it entail?

Cooking food for survival experts and hippies
If I'm lucky I'll be able to work different parks when this summer ends

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Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:12 pm
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Kittenpuncher wrote:
X2C wrote:
Kittenpuncher wrote:
This morning I woke up to a call from Yellowstone national park offering me a job.


Way to go dude, whats it entail?

Cooking food for survival experts and hippies
If I'm lucky I'll be able to work different parks when this summer ends

Nice dude congratulations!


Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:04 am

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It's always good to get nice dude congratulations.
Thx luci

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Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:40 pm
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Got bored and played SSF2 with my lil bro.

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woke up,went pee, only to discover an ant infestation...oh joy!

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Sat Apr 16, 2016 9:17 am
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i managed to stay in bed so well that my dad let me stay home from orchestra. a new level of laziness

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