The potato flies back through the first end of the portal and hits Chell in the face, knocking her unconscious. The potato falls to her side and the scene is stumbled upon by the next poster

A squad of football players tackle everyone and take the potato to bring it to the super bowl.

A football player kicks the potato into the crowd, among whom is the next poster

I grab the potato. I look deep into the potato. The potato opens it's six eyes and looks back at me. realizing that the potato is sentient, I eat it whole in fear and confusion. Realizing I just ate a potato that has been in the mouths of many and has been sentient before, I become crazed and depressed. "THE POTATO WAS ALIVE!!" I told everyone, but they did not listen. "IT'S LIVING IN MY STOMACH," I told everyone. But they did not listen. Soon later I had committed suicide by cutting my stomach open to free the potato. The potato bursts out and says




"I have seen many things since 2009, but this... this is the pinnacle of s*** that is seeable"

the potato continues his daily routine, finding a new person to replace me and toss him to the next poster

I leave the potato on the ground and the next poster picks it up later.

I punt the potato across the wherever this takes place and hope the next poster catches it.

i reverse time and prevent the nuclear power plant existed. I then forward time to see that the potato is in perfect condition and World War 1 was cancelled because "we didn't feel like it." World peace was achieved, the cure for cancer was found, and the MG forums lived happily ever after.

until stick the potato to the end of a javelin and throw it to the next poster.

The javelin pierces my heart, embedding the potato within it. I die, and my potato heart gets used to save the next poster's life

I replace it with a normal pacemaker and throw the potato into the ocean Ala Iron Man 3

I went for a swim but the water was burnt i threw it away and hope someone catches it

I spot dodged, then I walked up slowly and down-smashed the potato, launching it to the next poster.

it hits me in the face, where i use the mystic mungus to send the potato spiraling down to the next poster making the potato look godly for it is such a godly item to have in the presence of inferior mortals.

I grab the potato and turn Super Saiyan. I spiral into outer space and throw it around the Sun and hit Raphael The Raven from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island with it. I then grab the potato, exit Super Saiyan and throw it to the next poster.

I peel the potato. It screams, and I pass it to the next poster

I boil the skinned potato. It shrieks, and I pass it to the next poster.