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Nogknit
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:48 pm Posts: 728 Location: Florida Country:
Gender: Male
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Nothing happens and the thing outside your window murders you.
I wish the thing waiting for us wasn't evil
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:15 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
Gender: Male
Waifu: I'm married
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it's lawful good, but you are chaotic evil and so it kills you
i wish i was drunk
_________________ Meow /l、 ゙(゚、 。 7 l、゙ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:18 am |
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Doof
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:56 pm Posts: 791 Location: California Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Ganondoof
Skype: ganondoof1
Currently Playing: Vanguard Princess, Upkmnfg, YGOPRO
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While you're drunk your friends steal your money, car, T.V, and CPU. Eventually you sober up and have a massive hangover.
I wish I could get these kids off my lawn.
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Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:35 am |
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hICEnberg
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:28 pm Posts: 151 Location: my mom's basement Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
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You get the kids off your lawn by chasing them with a chainsaw. You go to prison for attempted murder.
I wish I can cure cancer.
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Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:57 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
Gender: Male
Waifu: I'm married
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You cure cancer but the first person you try it on becomes patient zero
_________________ Meow /l、 ゙(゚、 。 7 l、゙ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ
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Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:03 pm |
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Nogknit
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:48 pm Posts: 728 Location: Florida Country:
Gender: Male
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Your head explodes because you annoy the genie by not making a wish
I wish the skin eaters went back to their dimension
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Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:18 am |
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Doof
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:56 pm Posts: 791 Location: California Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Ganondoof
Skype: ganondoof1
Currently Playing: Vanguard Princess, Upkmnfg, YGOPRO
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Skin eaters go back to their dimension, but later return in much greater numbers.
Eye whish eye wood ewes homophones four awl mai whirreds.
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Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:44 pm |
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Sonario
Joined: Wed May 29, 2013 5:15 am Posts: 2481 Location: The MG Discord Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Sonario
Currently Playing: games probably
Waifu: Speedwagon
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People never understand you for some reason and you are left unable to communicate easily.
I wish controlling my temper wasn't so stressful.
_________________Through plenty of determination, I've beaten I Wanna Be The Guy and so I am a The Guy. My save proves it.My thanks to Utah P. Teasdale (Harr) for the amazing Flash Card.
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Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:23 pm |
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hICEnberg
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:28 pm Posts: 151 Location: my mom's basement Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
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Instead, controlling sorrow becomes a difficult task and then you drown in depression.
I wish that weeaboos can get their lives in order and become productive members of society.
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Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:56 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
Gender: Male
Waifu: I'm married
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the weaboos get jobs and everything, however they all work at anime studios
i wish i had wifi
_________________ Meow /l、 ゙(゚、 。 7 l、゙ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ
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Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:01 pm |
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TSF.Strife
BR Member
Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:58 pm Posts: 1838 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: CSWooly
Skype: CSWooly
Currently Playing: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright, SSF2, SSB4, League of Legends.
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The wifi is infected with malware and has a speed of 0.000001bps
I wish for nothing
_________________Follow me on Twitter here.Youtube channel.
Click to expand thumbnailSSF2 Backroom Character Analyst and Labber Mains: :lucario:
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:08 pm |
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Doof
Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:56 pm Posts: 791 Location: California Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Ganondoof
Skype: ganondoof1
Currently Playing: Vanguard Princess, Upkmnfg, YGOPRO
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Poof! You are now nothing and are gone from existence.
I wish I was tall.
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:31 pm |
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Cherry
Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:01 am Posts: 116 Location: SoCal Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Droe747
Currently Playing: Phoenix Wright Trilogy and Smash Ultimate sometimes.
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you grew too tall, and the ceiling fan cut your head off.
I wish I could fly
_________________ One through two. Less than three 1-2 <3
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:17 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
Gender: Male
Waifu: I'm married
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you fly but the government thinks you're an enemy plane and they shoot you down
i wish all the scabs on my face would fall off
_________________ Meow /l、 ゙(゚、 。 7 l、゙ ~ヽ じしf_, )ノ
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:04 pm |
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Z.
BR Member
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:10 pm Posts: 1078 Location: joey Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: joey
Skype: joey
Currently Playing: joey
Waifu: joey
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You peel of your own skin and flesh as well and people think you are a zombie and shot you down. I wish i had electric powers.
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Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:17 pm |
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