Not to shoot you down or anything. Who would participate in this? I know that most RPers here, myself included, have no interest in this.

PROGRAMS ARCHIVE SET 1 OF 20
Yay! Bigger title! Hax0rz. (Not again...)

Flame
Name:
Flame
Availiable:
At Level 2
Energy Cost:
5
Description:
A good insult is always a way to piss people off. Right?
Effect:
Deals a 55 Pwnage, 65 Success 40% Fire Element attack at one enemy.

Tranfer Files
Name:
Tranfer Files
Availiable:
At Level 2
Energy Cost:
8
Description:
All you've got to do is drag that document into the Recylcle Bin that folder over there.
Effect:
User gains 120 Bits.

Shoop Da Whoop
Name:
Shoop Da Whoop
Availiable:
With the weapon Ion Lazer Barrel Cannon Full of Epic Win 0_o
Energy Cost:
500
Description:
IMMAFIRANMAHLAZARBWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Effect:
All enemies lose 100% of their remaining Bits.

Swordplay
Name:
Swordplay
Availiable:
With the weapon Steel Sword
Energy Cost:
10
Description:
I sure hope your enemies don't like the taste of cold steel.
Effect:
Deals a 70 Pwnage, 110 Success, No Element attack at one enemy.

OK.
Obviously going to do some editing later on.

@ferailo9: I'll take you suggestion into deep thought.
@Kyzak: General idea, please?
@Thai: ferailo9 here is. I think.

Okay so you have two people. Maybe three if another of your calibre wants to play.

THERE IS NO WORD IN ANY LANGUAGE THAT CAN DESCRIBE THIS.

Not even a highly immature mixture of such words would do it for me.

Only the rage this thread provides keeps enough blood in my fingers.

Ohay look. It's an inertnet ARRPEE.


What's with the Haxor and pwn stuff?
I dun get it.

Sorry, I changd up some stuff...

@Kyzak: On the bad side, I'm guessing?
@Whimskull: Just element I'm adding to make this RPG elaborate. Let's see if this thing will ever go on to th RPG section, I guess... lol.

Can it be more obvious?

YES.

Does this face look like "good" to you?

An abysmal pit of despair...is what I see forming in this topic.

It never wasn't.

We're just helping it grow.

...I'm guessing you'r saying you're helping it groaw as well?
LOL, you fail'd yourself.

GET THE f*** OUT OF HERE YOU IMMATURE LITTLE s***. BACK TO YOUR GAME, BACK TO WHATEVER ABYSS YOU CAME FROM, JUST GET THE f*** OUT!

Must I use some sort of..of.. holy implement to get rid of you? Are you some sort of demon I have to throw holy water on while chanting prayers and shoving a cross in your face? You're certainly enough of a plague. Just get the f*** out, you c***. I've had enough.

Come on now, I'll have none of that trolling on my watch, even if he deserves it. Just drop it Kyzak.

Are you sure Kyzak's the troll here?