They don't burn you, but instead they can only burn your clothes, and so you are left stark naked in school while everyone laughs at you.

I wish people would post more topic-related stuff in Corrupt a Wish.

Spam and all of the other miscellaneous forums crash and burn never to be seen again, causing Corrupt a Wish to never exist.

I wish Brawl never existed, and Melee was ported to the Wii

The Wii version of Melee is super retarded and doesn't work at all. And the producers don't bother to fix it.
Brawl never existed, but then you wish dreadfully for it to happen, and you spend the rest of your life waiting for Brawl to come out, even though it doesn't exist.

I wish I could become a table...

You become a table, but you are erased from reality as a sentient being and are now only just a non-sentient table used in a pawn shop that gets tossed around every day.

I wish lucid dreaming would be more lucid.

If lucid dreaming was too lucid there would be no dreaming. Many thoughts and discoveries came from an idea seen in a dream so they would remain undiscovered and the world would become dull.

I wish I could make people happy in an instant.

you make a rapist very happy as he violates you

I wish for my lifespan to be twice as long

You get aids when your 100 so you have to live in fear for several years before you get bit by an albino raccoon and get rabies so you have to live in pain while you live out the rest of your 200 years


I wish I had infinite wishes so if I jacked a wish up I could get rid of that wish.

@Nixter:
Your horrible life full of suffering and trauma lasts twice as long. Your life becomes far worse than hell ever could be. Your mind begins to spiral into madness. You pray tearfully throughout your entire extended lifespan for it to end but it takes twice as long to do so. By the time you are dead your soul has been corrupted beyond redemption.

@APEX_Maverick_Cole5:
In order to receive infinite wishes, the wishes are divided by zero. Therefore (extremely complicated stuff) and then the universe is erased.


I wish to fix Missingno.

You fail in the process and MissingNo. pops out of the game and attacks you with bloodcurdling cries. You pull out your airsoft rifle and shoot the hack, causing a paradox that collapses time and turns into a black hole, sucking the universe into it in the process. The mass of the universe plus the black hole and Missingno.'s alternate universial galaxy destroys the black hole in the process. Leaving nothing to replace the universe... But you and MissingNo.s bloodcurdling screams that last past eternity since there is no eternity, time, or space. Sucks for you.

I wish that I had control of space and time... and that MissingNo.

you control space and time then you go to space without a helmet and die and then the MissingNo bites your hand

I wish for noone to post after me on this thread >;D

I post after this thread causing you to rage. You then become suicidal and jump off the highest building in Ness' Village. Your parents find you and they happen to be ninja-pigs and bring you back to life and beat you for eternity with their swords, then they suffocate you for eternity in their professional assassin-like mud.


I wish that I was a maverick hunter so I could kill Maverick_Zero and become Cole the APEX_MaverickHunter_V, the best guy in the Megaman world, besides Zero himself.

You wake up and realize you're just a fanboy, and kill yourself.


I wish the active new members weren't so awful.

They become smart-asses and kill you with their CISPA and SOPA laws.

I wish for a new Earthbound Game

@KingArthur:I grant your wish and turn myself into an admin (no one specifically) in the process and ban you permanently. If you try to make another account, your computer warps outside of time. The end...... Oh yeah, I don't have any Megaman X or Megaman Zero games, I just like the character itself.

@Villager: The game ends up crappy and they declare that there will be no more Earthbound games after that one. Anyone with an Earthbound game is sent to a concentration camp for Earthbound fans where The Masked Man and Porky/Pokey poke you with pitchforks for no reason other than they don't like you because you are ugly.

I wish was a better artist.

You get a job drawing porn very well and sell it to kids in your big white van. The parents of all the kids nearby come to your house and shoot you, you pervert!

I wish for nothing