you get rpg maker 1283, the time of REAL rpgs

i insert...um...a keyboard

You get a keymouse.

I insert a hammer.

you get hammer time!

i insert a super ultra golden omega hammer of awesomeness

You get Thrilling Mythril of My Thrills

I insert Dungeons and Dragons.

you get a goodbye

i insert a cya *leaves computer*

You get a "?Que?" *stays at computer*

I insert the Shooping Toilet!

you pain when you go to the bathroom.

i insert my congradulations.

You get よくできました.

I insert どういたしまして.

EDIT: Romaji = s***, according to the forum's language corrector. Entered actual Japanese.

you get a toilet

I insert Chuck Norris

Hang on, that's not right... I entered Romaji, it turned up as swaer words...

um... I'll fix later...

You get Batman's death.

I insert Batman's revival.

you get batmans second death.

i insert my pokemon splices.

you get some completely random pokemon...thingamobober

i insert.....um....a picture of...um...link

You get T copying Link.

I insert a jackass.

you get a donkey that is mad, very mad

i insert a FALCON PAWNCH!!!

You get FALCON LAME!

I insert Shadow