Granted, but you have never been made fun of up until this point, when, at this moment, I point out your grammatical error and proceed to make fun of it, and because you have never been made fun of up until now you don't know what to do and jump off a bridge.

Your grammar sucks, go to school again you mammering doghearted foot-licker!

I wish I had a new PS4 and Injustice 2.

ok pause and ignore this post but

let me remind you im 12 ok
im not frkn 24 ok

besides, im not even in 7th yet.

Uh.....granted?

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but after taxes you've won negative two dollars.

I wish I understood politics

y-y-yeaaaaaaaah.... that was sort of the point....
Saying "I wish I wasn't made fun of" is a perfectly acceptable sentence, the point of corrupt a wish is to find the wording loopholes. You used a double "i", and "wasn't" is used to denote the past and present, your use of a double I, lack of capitalization is what prompted me to grant the wish the way I did. the first part of my post is referring to my next statement, which is the insult of your typo. You made a perfectly acceptable post, nothing wrong with your post other than a typo really, I had to make fun of it and insult you for the sake of the game....gee wiz, sorry, remind me never to do that again.

Granted, you suddenly realize something no one else does and now everyone thinks you're crazy.

I wish I had the ability to use copy-paste IRL.

Granted, but you learn how to copy the kids who use 'XD'
rip society

I wish psycho would get his lazy a** online and stop watching hentai

Granted, but he misses his anime grills so much that he buys body pillows to make up for it

I wish I got up earlier on weekends so that I can talk to more forum regulars on Discord (I always miss the casual discussion and it makes me cri)

Granted, but you always make it on time for the gay shizz
[add me on discord losers - vague val#2784]

I wish the book 'lucky penny' had another book in the series

Granted. However, it was so horrible that the FBI had to assassinate the author.
I wish to have a match with Lite2Key.

Granted, but it's in tennis. Also you lose in straight sets.

I wish for a Doctor McNinja-Doctor Who crossover.

Granted, but it's a cameo.

I wish for a Pizza Hut pizza.
Extra pepperoni and pineapples.

Seriously; what's wrong with Hawaiian pizza?

NO, WILL NOT GRANT THIS Ugh fine. Granted but it's 23 days old and hasn't been in the fridge once.

I wish my local library had a larger Sci-Fi section.

Granted but all the new books are weird sci-fi pornography s***

I wish my WiFi wasn't so unstable

Granted, but you're unable to delete your browser history.

You weirdo.

I wish for a kinep.

Granted but I have no idea what that is... *googleing*...Ah, it looks like a grape. Have a grape instead.

I wish for unlimited power.