*errherrm* off topic

FINE!
You tell us the story of the time(s) you almost die, I only went through that big a scare once...wait, can I make things up?

Uh, but do you know anything about Kyzak?

I know him better than you, and he just doesn't care.

It wasn't a story and I posted it already.

No one's on subject anymore, but here:
When I was 5, I slipped on a blanket and slit my eyelid open on a table.
When I was 8, I dug my 2 front teeth into lip and guts & stuff came out.

How did the 2nd one happened?

11 Years old - Broke my Femur ( top part of the leg ) and Rubsured my splean ( filters blood sending toxins to the liver )
30 minutes from dieing I was rushed to the hospital. It was coincidental that my parents found me on the road with my mangled bike a couple feet away its also coincidental that my Dad used to be a paramedic luckily during the crash my body had forced black out so I can't remember much. Any ways don't ride bikes down really steep stairs without brakes everyone. ( Thumps up )
13 Years old - Broke the humorous on my left arm, broke my right hand. This crappily happened when my chain broke apart while I was going up to a jump, I fell on my side and kind of rolled unfortunately I was conscious for it. =p

Edit:
15 Years old - Can still barely f*** walk from breaking my leg when I was 11.

I was on a jungle gym, and this massive platform was like 2.5 metres high. It had a bunch of curved ladders coming off it. I tried to go through one of the ladder holes too quickly and hit my chin.