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Kittenpuncher
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NBC AGREES TO AIR 1.5 HOUR NEWKIRK SPECIAL AFTER THREAT OF LIFE AGAINST OBAMA
OUTLAW FURRY CHOSE NBC DUE TO "WILLINGNESS TO PUSH THE ENVELOPE WITH CUTTING-EDGE COMEDIES"
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:54 pm |
 
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Kittenpuncher
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NEWKIRK'S REQUEST TO HAVE LORENZO MUSIC VOICE MARIO IN NBC SPECIAL DENIED
IMPOSSIBILITY OF HAVING A DEAD PERSON RECORD VOICES CITED BY NETWORK CEO AS REASON
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:56 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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"USE TECHNOLOGY" DEMANDS NEWKIRK
TERRORIST CARTOONIST REFUSES TO BACK DOWN ON CASTING REQUEST
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:57 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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BILL MURRAY OFFERS SERVICES IN VOICING MARIO
NBC, NATION AWAIT RESPONSE FROM NEWKIRK
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:58 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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NEWKIRK APPROVES CASTING OF BILL MURRAY
"IF I'D THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF I'D HAVE WANTED HIM FROM THE START", NEWKIRK
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:00 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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OBAMA TURNS DOWN NEWKIRKS REQUEST TO PLAY YOSHI
"WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS", OBAMA
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:01 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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LEAKED MEMO REVEALS PRESIDENT'S LIE
"I'D PLAY BOWSER OR SOMETHING BUT NOT YOSHI"
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:02 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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OBAMA DENIES MEMO'S AUTHENTICITY
CLAIMS MEMO WAS DRAFTED BY REPUBLICAN OPPONENTS
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:03 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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CONFETTI "BOMB" EXPLODES IN WHITE HOUSE
OBAMA FAMILY TAKEN TO UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:04 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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OBAMA NOW ON BOARD WITH NEWKIRK SPECIAL
"I'VE READ THE SCRIPT. I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTER OF YOSHI", OBAMA
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:05 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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NBC'S NEWKIRK SPECIAL TO BE PRECEDED BY GAMER SHORT
"IT'S ACTUALLY MAKING FUN OF GAMERS," SAYS NEWKIRK
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:06 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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MEMOIR BY NEWKIRK'S FORMER ROOMMATE TELLS ALL
"WE USED TO LOVE WATCHING LASSY TOGETHER"
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:07 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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TAUNTING PHONE CALL BY NEWKIRK TRACED BACK TO PACIFIC OCEAN
FBI ANNOUNCES PLAN TO MAKE OCEAN UNINHABITABLE
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:08 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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TEASER TRAILER FOR NEWKIRK SPECIAL LEAKED TO PUBLIC
NBC COMES UNDER FIRE FOR PROMOTING A SPECIAL BY A KNOWN TERRORIST UNCOERCED
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| Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:09 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
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NEWKIRK'S CRYPTIC TEASER TRAILER'S SECRETS UNCOVERED
TRAILER DIRECTS AUDIENCE TOWARDS CONTROVERSIAL BIBLE PASSAGE
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