After wandering through the forest for days on end, you finally find it. The temple that holds the treasure you've spent your life looking for! You go inside carefully...

Here's how the game works! One user posts a danger or trap in one of the dungeon's rooms. The next user posts both how you escape and what the next danger is.

The rules are:

• No Mary Sue-ing escapes (You run across the lava because you're resistant to heat!)
• No stupid dangers (A wild Barack Obama attacks!)
• No Mary Sue-ing dangers (The doors are sealed and lava fills the room instantly and there's a black hole!)
• NEW RULE: Making wisecracks about or quoting the rules as a danger or escape will result in being reported without further warning.

Okay. I'll start.

You enter the first room. The stone tiles crumbles away to reveal a pit of vipers!

You pull out your trusty pistol and carefully shoot the heads of the vipers.

More stone tiles fall away to reveal a living, stone, statue of a three-headed beast.

Distract it with some of the viper bodies and sneak past it.

More stone tiles fall away to reveal...a room-length ten-foot-wide bottomless abyss.

(You guys are creative lmao)

You notice some rough edges along the walls, desperate, you risk the chance of falling and clench onto the walls surface slowly shuffling by. Half way through, the blood running from your fingertips act as lubricant and you lose your grip! With a faithful leap you make it to the other side and rest until your hands heal.

You open the door to the next room and it slams behind you, as you gaze upwards you find yourself facing a raging bull with massive horns and the stature of a man.

You try to shoot the bull, but... you're out of bullets. You try to think of how you can stop it, but the bull is already charging. You take off your shirt and use it as a matador's cape, and then, just barely, you dodge. The bull's horns are stuck in the wall behind you.

You run to the next room, your heart pounding from the close call. Then, not watching where you're going, your foor gets caught in a snare trap, and you find yourself hanging from the ceiling. And from the rumbling sounds in the last room, it sounds like that wall's not going to hold the bull much longer...

You swing until you get enough momentum to do a 360 right when the bull charges through the wall, then you grab onto the horns and pull with them up using the momentum you and the bull built up to cut the rope, and jump off the bull and do an epic pelvic thrust to jump back up and you run like hell.

You make it to the next room and you see a button, you push it and Weapons start falling in from the roof (It effects the WHOLE room, even right where you are standing)

You pull the Triforce shield you bought at last year's Zelda convention off of your back, and hold it over your head, the shield is sadly too beat up to carry with you, so you leave it and move on to the next room.

You enter a room full of buttons on the floor, and there is an already open door on the other side.

You try your best to avoid the buttons, but as soon as you reach the door, you accidentally press a button. The door closes, and a trap door opens instead. You fall down to what seems like a endless abyss, but a few minutes later, you fall on a pitch-black floor.

You look at your surroundings, wondering where a light switch could be.

Light fills the room. Unfortunately, the light is coming from a subterranean magma vein, which is leaking and beginning to fill the room.

You quickly scoop up some of the magma, throwing it to the side quickly before your whole hand burns off, you wait 'till it cools, you grab the now rock and stick it in the leak.

You go to a pool of water to cool off your hand, but an eel is in the water!

(why would you even scoop up magma in the first place...)

You take your hand out of the water. You look around to find a sharp, knife-like rock. You throw it with precision and you throw it into the eel, killing it and you're able to wash it off.

You run into the next room. You see stacks of TNT everywhere and you almost step on a pressure plate to ignite it!

You've realized that it's a reverse trap! It gets ignited by NOT stepping on the pressure plate! You quickly run back and jump into the pool of water from the previous room, suddenly an ear piercing sound blasts through you leaving you unconscious. You awaken and walk into the next room where the TNT was, surprisingly it's empty and the walls are intact, you open the next door to reveal...

Lasers! (Laser maze as if it's a Museum)

You careful pick up odd light deflecting shards found beneath your feet with your good left hand. (Thank you Nix.)
Are redirecting the lasers and almost sterilizing yourself, you come across room filled with gold.
But in order to leave, you have to put some of the gold on a weighted pillar, and 75% of it is Pyrite.
Choosing wrong will open the gates filled snakes with a venom that will make you suffer a slow, painful death.
What do you choose.

You take a chance and put one on the pillar. Unfortunately, it was pyrite, and the snakes are released. They all swarm around you and bite you. The pain is unbearable, and your vision is starting to cloud slightly, but you see that the door ahead opened anyway.
You struggle through the door, and you see a large plant at the end of a long hall. The antidote!
...but it looks pretty far away, and your limbs are beginning to go a little numb. How can you make it?

You take each snake and shove their mouths up each other's tail. Making them all die and you now have a whip (Of alot of snakes with thier mouths up their friend's a**) you whip onto a bar to swing yourself to get the potion.

You walk into a room... That's a village! On one side is a spa and on the other it's an armoury, where do you go?