bring out the explosives
bring out the giant animatronic death machiens
bring out the gay ninjas
bring out the n^&*@ twins skids and mudflap
bring out the tiny humping toy car

The only reason men watch this c*** is because of Megan Fox. No joke!!!

There are a lot of critics for this one, despite the movie raking in around 400 mil USD. Funny thing is, most of them actually were expecting a plot. At least, that's what I heard.

I really liked this movie. It had its bad parts, Devastator has testicles, but I liked it. The sex and crude jokes really didn't need to be there and less human parts would be nice like the whole the mom takes weed. I know a lot of G-Whinners complain about it but I liked this movie. There were also a lot of new characters but a lot didn't even get a few lines before dying. Optimus is a total badass in this movie, His finishing line in the fight with the fallen is awesome, and the fight scenes were very good. Is it me or is The Fallen just sits doing nothing for most of the movie but when he finally fights, even with Megatron's help, is a total pushover. They did do better with Starscream's character. Next time there should be much less crude comedy, the dogs and ummm "robots" need to be neutered, and each character need much more dialogue, and a longer last fight because this one was too short and Optimus won too easily. All in all I liked this movie but like all others it had its bad parts.

yea, I think when the writers got to the fallen's battle, they looked up and were like "holy sh*t, this movie's already two and half hours long! better wrap this up"

I don't mind when a movie is long when its good ,exampe Watchmen, but the final fight should have been longer then a few minutes. Maybe they could have taken up less time by cutting some uneeded bits of the human scenes. Would you rather see Sam's mom take weed or a epic giant robot battle that decides the fate of the universe? But I do like the fact that this movie had less human scenes then the first one.

Watchmen was a piece of s*** though.

First of all the "weed cake" was Hash Brownies. And Watchmen was s#%$&.

The movie was wicked. The only gay thing about the movie is how every robot has genitals. Sweet though.

The part where the college girl got on Sam totally almost s*** my pants. This robot arm came from her a** and a robot tongue was just weird.

This movie, orgasmic.

I don't know why people complain about the human parts...

Sideswipe is a f*** badass.
Ironhide is a f*** badass.
Bumblebee is a f*** awesome badass.
Optimus is freeking f*** awesome and badass.

Favorite parts were Sideswipe owning the Audi R8, the twins taking down the big huge guy, Prime combining with the old robot guy (also badass in some way or another) to own the s*** n' f*** outta Fallen and Megatron, and all of Bumblebee's fights.

asploshuns.

hehe. did you know that the critics thought the fewer number of human scenes made it worse? silly critics...

Wow. Most of the humans have almost nothing to contribute to the story. And you don't go to a movie about Transformers hoping to see a movie where human save the day.

How the hell is Optimus Prime even considered a badass. He isn't in the movie half the time. Honestly. I've lost all respect for alot of you. Blue is the one only one with actual valid points. For christ sake, they gave the two stereotype robots buck golden teeth. The only reason that people like the movie is because no one has common sense and they let their dicks do their thinking for them. Hey, Megam Fox, let's go see transformers. Believe it or not, i've seen way hotter.

Just watched it today. It wasn't that great. Main things I didn't like were the unnecessary swearing and crude jokes, those twins mudflap and skids,the RC car decepticon, and the fact that the fallen was extremely weak while fighting optimus. Otherwise the movie was ok.

needs moar predacon, unicron, dinobot, maximals, soundwave actually doing somthing, transforming aircraft carrier, minicrons and hot rod.