Granted. People are now euniched for being percieved as useful.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Granted but she's 90 years old.

I wish OCD wasn't a thing

Granted. Everyone who has OCD or carries the gene is now dead. You monster.

I wish someone would make an elaborate story about how this wish, if granted, would destroy the universe.

Granted but its a horrific story about a man in the future archiving the internet and when he gets to that wish he realizes your avatar is a rude prenatal trauma joke and he accidentally shuts off the universe

I wish for meme porn to exist

Granted. It almost certainly exists.

I wish I knew what Kittenpuncher meant when he said "rude prenatal trauma joke".

You learn but it's horribly gross and disturbing and it leaves you in a pre-fetal mindset

I wish I could say s*** like that and not have to explain anything

Sure, but now everybody knows the secrets of the universe which leads to humanity's eventual end of evolution and the race is eradicated.

I wish that I didn't post the same wish in both threads.

Granted! Now you can't make wishes at all.

I wish I was a saiyan.

Granted. But you get hunted by Broly for looking like Goku. XD

I wish I had a Yandere waifu.

Granted, but she kills you for looking at another girl.

I wish for Sora to be viable.

Granted. Jab is a frame 0 OHKO with infinite range.

I wish Stick Empires wasn't dead.

Granted, but SSF2 has gotten a DMCA.

I wish we could use emojis for all of the Beta characters

Granted, but they're nothing more than a pixelated mess.

I wish my dogs stopped pissing on my bed.

Granted but he pisses in your food instead.

I wish I had nine lives

Granted but you get skinned 9 times in 9 different ways. Because, you know, there's more than 1 way to skin a cat-human hybrid freak thing.

I wish for omnipotence.