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Hadou
Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 808 Country: 
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MGN Username: Hadou
Currently Playing: Hella rpgs
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sorry i'm just doubtful
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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Waifu: I'm married
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i remember being in love
it sucked
i don't really blame you so
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Meow
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| Tue May 27, 2014 7:08 pm |
 
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Hadou
Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 808 Country:
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MGN Username: Hadou
Currently Playing: Hella rpgs
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dude i will honestly pm you because to be honest i've been feeling like crap for the past 3 months and well your sig and all
plus i really dont wanna bring everyone else down too
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| Tue May 27, 2014 7:10 pm |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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Waifu: I'm married
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kay
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Meow
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| Tue May 27, 2014 7:11 pm |
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kb
Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:16 am Posts: 23226 Country: 
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just fall in love with an anime girl instead
they'll never leave you
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| Tue May 27, 2014 8:54 pm |
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Hadou
Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 808 Country:
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Currently Playing: Hella rpgs
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NO
JUST NO
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| Tue May 27, 2014 9:17 pm |
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kb
Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:16 am Posts: 23226 Country:
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What are you, gay?
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| Tue May 27, 2014 9:59 pm |
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cole
Joined: Sun May 12, 2013 7:33 pm Posts: 1730 Country: 
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Probs yaoi
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| Tue May 27, 2014 10:21 pm |
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kb
Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:16 am Posts: 23226 Country:
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what the f*** is it with people who have pineapple on pizza
i want a pizza, not a f*** fruit cake. don't give me that s***
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kb
Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:16 am Posts: 23226 Country:
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hawaiian pizza done properly is actually f*** great
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| Wed May 28, 2014 6:07 am |
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Kittenpuncher
Joined: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:16 pm Posts: 12685 Country:
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Waifu: I'm married
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ive never had hawaiian pizza that was good really
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THoT
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:41 am Posts: 9311 Location: Australia Country: 
Gender: Female
Skype: THoT_MDR
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hi and welcome to thot's reviews
today i will review watch_dog
cons
1. you can hack into grenades that people have on them (what the f***)
2. hackable pace makers (again, what)
3. exploding steam pipes which you hack (ok stop it)
4. "The IP address is coming from that room!"-tier alertability
5. criminals talking about their crimes over the phone in an overtly-surveiled city
6. no police in the world, they just APPEAR
7. Press X to Everything
8. everything is a generic cliched game mechanic redressed in ctOS
9. braindead AI with magic bottomless mags
10. generic cover shooter mechanics
11. Press X to make dynamic cover from any one of 35,000 hand-placed forklifts
12. PS2-era ragdolls with zero blending
13. weak driving physics
14. the crime to stop on foot is always the same sequence
15. only 3 ways to end a chase sequence
16. undersides of cars are literally a black texture
17. world mechanics lifted DIRECTLY from a** creed 1 just like every other open-world ubisoft game
18. boring story with inconsistent characters and tone and mediocre voice acting
19. casually kill hundreds of sometimes-innocent people in your quest to secure your missing sister
20. ridiculous requirements for mediocre graphics with no optimisation
21. horrible, s*** soundtrack which is on a weak licensed radio which is really just a long playlist
22. the 'pop culture humor' aka memes everywhere
23. final boss is a quick time event
pros
1. it had a good trailer
conclusion: don't play this game ever
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| Wed May 28, 2014 12:17 pm |
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kb
Joined: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:16 am Posts: 23226 Country:
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hyperdimension neptunia pp is out next week buy that instead
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| Wed May 28, 2014 1:09 pm |
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Hadou
Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 808 Country:
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MGN Username: Hadou
Currently Playing: Hella rpgs
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the prinnies already bombed me about that one i kinda want it for the moe
but damn watch dogs i was looking forward to that
i kinda still wanna play it even with that hilarious review being read
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>Andy
Site Moderator
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:54 pm Posts: 4227 Location: I wish I knew Country:
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Currently Playing: Ninja Gaiden Black, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Titanfall 2 MP
Waifu: Makoto Nijima
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Ubisoft "worked with Nvidia" on the PC version
if you have any AMD hardware at all you're screwed
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