i present to you: a pun-off

[10:39:15 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: OHHH YEEEAAAHH the thumb wrestling thing, it aired between shows
[10:40:27 PM] Detta: those shorts were always so thumb
[10:40:32 PM] Detta: i couldnt stand watching them
[10:40:32 PM] ZPrower: ^
[10:40:37 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: huehuehue
[10:40:45 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Great pun
[10:40:46 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: The episode had
[10:40:49 PM] F2U | Tyler™: (clap)
[10:40:50 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: Detta 10/10
[10:40:52 PM] ZPrower: but courage's parents
[10:40:57 PM] Detta: would you give it a
[10:40:59 PM] Detta: thumbs up
[10:41:05 PM] ZPrower: detta plz
[10:41:12 PM] F2U | Tyler™: (y)
[10:41:20 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Sexism, Prostitution, Lesbian Reltationships, Domestic Violence
[10:41:20 PM] ZPrower: tyler plz
[10:41:23 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: holy s***
[10:41:28 PM] Detta: gimme a hand guys
[10:41:33 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: It was a simple humor, not hard to finger out.
[10:41:34 PM] Detta: i can't write all these puns myself
[10:41:37 PM] ZPrower: leaves
[10:41:55 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: try to check the thumbnail of some videos
[10:41:59 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: (n)
[10:42:05 PM] ZPrower: for the love of
[10:42:06 PM] Detta: now i'm not pointing any fingers, but i think that was spectre's fault
[10:42:09 PM] Kyoz: grins
[10:42:09 PM] ZPrower: that was a good one
[10:42:12 PM | Edited 10:42:22 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I gotta hand it to you Detta these puns are pretty good
[10:42:18 PM] Detta: sounds like you're giving us the middle finger
[10:42:22 PM] ZPrower:
[10:42:30 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: You guys are mentally retarted
[10:42:48 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE!
[10:42:54 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Oh im sorry
[10:42:56 PM] Detta: you guys are eating these puns out of the palm of my hand
[10:42:57 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: kinda
[10:43:01 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: there, that's better
[10:43:06 PM] ZPrower: detta...
[10:43:16 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Mentally challenged
[10:43:48 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Then help me, the challenged, out and lend me a hand
[10:43:57 PM] ZPrower: (facepalm)
[10:44:03 PM] Detta: a round of applause for tyler, everyone
[10:44:03 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Boy, these puns sure are handy
[10:44:09 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Gotta hand it to you, you are nailing these puns. Got the whole joint in an uproar. Fclass is even ready to give you a knuckle sandwich or two.
[10:44:11 PM] ZPrower: OMG IM DONE
[10:44:23 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Here Z, hold my hand so it will all be over
[10:44:31 PM] ZPrower: (bandit)
[10:44:46 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Hey burglar
Hand it over
[10:44:55 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Ya just gotta knuckle down and bear it, man.
[10:45:18 PM] ZPrower: (lalala)
[10:45:19 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: I'm sorry my master hand won't touch that crazy hand of yours
[10:45:27 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: You killed it
[10:45:44 PM] Detta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAnosPbYPk&t=7m45s
[10:45:48 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: (n) -IGN 0/10
[10:45:53 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Not enough handy puns
[10:46:05 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: no
[10:46:06 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: fug u
[10:46:10 PM] ZPrower: flapjack no
[10:46:15 PM] ZPrower: the memories
[10:46:16 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: CHowder
[10:46:21 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
[10:46:28 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Chowder was a**
[10:46:32 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: but I liked the poalletes
[10:46:32 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:45 AM, Detta wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAnosPbYPk&t=7m45s
Funny enough that's where i learned what kind are
[10:46:34 PM | Edited 10:46:47 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Dang, we were cranking out these puns hand over fist a second ago, what happened guys?
[10:46:34 PM] ZPrower: BRUH
[10:46:36 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: palletes*
[10:46:40 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: chowder was weird
[10:46:45 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: color-wise
[10:46:47 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I made puns, just didn't know it
[10:46:49 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: The colors were good tho
[10:46:51 PM] ZPrower: CHOWDER WAS THE BO- ok i can somewhat agree
[10:47:07 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
[10:47:20 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:46 AM, Spectre|Elsewise wrote:
> Dang, we were cranking out these puns hand over fist a second ago, what happened guys?
We all tried over hand at it
[10:47:23 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: the creator of that show smoked weed before production
[10:47:25 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: SO yeah......
[10:47:27 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Punsie, lolz
[10:47:36 PM] ZPrower: why be right, when you can be west? (cool)
[10:47:38 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Hong Kong 97
[10:48:02 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:47 AM, ZPrower wrote:
> why be right, when you can be weast? (cool)
[10:48:29 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_aXcH1zDEE
[10:48:31 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: because you're going to waste
[10:48:48 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: idk
[10:49:21 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: He's gonna take you back to the past
[10:49:38 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Watch out
[10:49:46 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: East is master-race. there's no weaster-egg
[10:49:55 PM] ZPrower: to play the s*** games that suck a**
[10:49:55 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: To play some s*** games that suck a**
[10:49:58 PM] ZPrower: HA
[10:50:01 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: he rather have
[10:50:07 PM] ZPrower: a buffalo
[10:50:20 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: take a diaherria dump in his ear
[10:50:28 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:49 AM, Canada-Axis.Rina wrote:
> East is master-race. there's no weaster-egg
Oh east?
I thought you meant weast
[10:50:29 PM] ZPrower: he'll rather eat
[10:50:36 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: a rotten a******
[10:50:42 PM] ZPrower: of a roadkill skunk
[10:50:56 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: and drown it with beeeeeeeer
[10:51:03 PM] Detta: idk about you guys but i had to fold with my hand
[10:51:11 PM] Detta: that's why i stopped with the hand puns
[10:51:11 PM] ZPrower: he's the angriest gamer you ever heeeeeeeaarrd
[10:51:21 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: He's the angry nintendo neeeeeeeeeerd
[10:51:39 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: which direction Xeha should go? Nort.
[10:51:40 PM] ZPrower: he's the angry atari SEGA neeeeeeerd
[10:51:41 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: badum
[10:51:45 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: He's the angry
[10:51:50 PM] ZPrower: video game
[10:51:56 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
[10:51:57 PM] ZPrower: neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
[10:51:59 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: gg
[10:52:05 PM] ZPrower: gg
[10:52:10 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: ^_~
[10:52:20 PM] ZPrower: (clap)
[10:52:34 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:50 AM, Detta wrote:
> that's why i stopped with the hand puns
They were hands down the best
[10:52:38 PM] ZPrower: ^
[10:52:43 PM] ZPrower: omfg
[10:52:49 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: [10:51 PM] Detta:
<<< idk about you guys but i had to fold with my hand
Had a bad hand, so you had to fold? That's alright, getting into puns is pretty dangerous. Like encountering a mama bear, you don't wanna Poker.
[10:52:54 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Right next to mine of course
[10:53:10 PM] Detta: i think i can handle bears, i usually have an ace up my sleeve
[10:53:23 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: stahp
[10:53:30 PM] Detta: bears usually aren't playing with a full deck either
[10:53:43 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: I can't bear these puns
[10:53:53 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: ok Im done
[10:53:54 PM] ZPrower: bair with me here
[10:53:58 PM] ZPrower: hehehehe
[10:54:02 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Can't handle them huh
[10:54:26 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Detta you tryhard
[10:54:29 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: How are you doing?
[10:54:58 PM] Detta: oh you card
[10:55:15 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_aXcH1zDEE
[10:55:42 PM] Detta: on a scale of ace to ten i'm probably a four of spades
[10:55:53 PM] ZPrower: gawdda,m
[10:55:56 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: [10:54 PM] Detta:
<<< bears usually aren't playing with a full deck either
Best run Straight to a Full House, safety in numbers and all.
[10:56:07 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
[10:56:11 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: EVERYWHERE YOU GO
[10:56:12 PM] Detta: z if you can't deal with these puns you shouldnt be the dealer
[10:56:37 PM] ZPrower: thats it
[10:56:37 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Yeah z
Just be a Jack of all trades like me
[10:56:41 PM] ZPrower: im out
[10:56:49 PM] Detta: hey stop jacking my puns tyler
[10:56:54 PM] Detta: you know i'm the king
[10:57:12 PM] Detta: don't be such a drama queen
[10:57:16 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: If you're feeling so confident, you might try and run the river
[10:57:16 PM] ZPrower: even the king needs a helping hand
[10:57:25 PM] ZPrower: ]:)
[10:57:53 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:57 AM, ZPrower wrote:
> even the king needs a helping hand
And that's why I'm the helping him as the royal joker
[10:58:07 PM] Detta: that joker has a heart of gold
[10:58:11 PM | Edited 10:58:36 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: When you get to the big leagues of puns, you're gambling with your life. There's only a few slots at the top, and everyone's try'na hit the jackpot
[10:58:41 PM] Detta: you can't just cherry pick puns though
[10:58:52 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: you know, the more I think about it, I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.
[10:59:09 PM] ZPrower: well uh, idk bout you guys, but im about look at r34 of something until i fall asleep
[10:59:16 PM] ZPrower: so umm, kbai
[10:59:24 PM] Detta: stop jacking off
[10:59:24 PM] F2U | Tyler™: There u go shaske
Now pick up a spade
[10:59:29 PM] Detta: gg
[10:59:31 PM] Detta: i win
[10:59:39 PM] ZPrower: dun tell meh how to live MUMN
[10:59:43 PM] ZPrower: MUM*
[10:59:44 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:59 AM, Detta wrote:
> stop jacking off
That was too free
[11:00:07 PM] ZPrower: its my pingas and i can do whatever i want with it
[11:00:28 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 12:59 AM, ZPrower wrote:
> its my pingas and i can do whatever i want with it
Not in a full house
[11:00:50 PM] Detta: when you're done you better flush
[11:01:25 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Dang i was trying to set that up for myself
[11:01:44 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I need a new hand
[11:01:45 PM] Detta: looks like i trumped you
[11:02:05 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: idk if you can handle ruling the Pun Nation. If you don't Roulette with an iron fist, you won't make it.
[11:02:45 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: When's New York 2017?
[11:03:13 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Cause there's always the wild card.
[11:03:26 PM] Detta: these puns are getting a little out of hand
[11:05:12 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I aced them anyways
[11:05:14 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: who's in favor of kicking Detta raise your hands
[11:05:19 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: It was a dice try, but puns are always a crap shoot
[11:05:47 PM] Detta: i think my chances of staying in the group are pretty solid
[11:06:00 PM] Detta: but this situation is getting a bit dicey
[11:06:26 PM] ZPrower: detta your puns are keeping me up
[11:06:38 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Well, he wouldn't want to let you down
[11:06:51 PM] Detta: nobody sleeps in vegas baby
[11:06:51 PM | Edited 11:07:01 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: keep 'em comin' dett!
[11:07:04 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: that's the thing
[11:07:09 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: I'm not in vegas
[11:07:15 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 1:05 AM, Detta wrote:
> but this situation is getting a bit dicey
It's all fun and games until someone ends up in solitaire confinement
[11:07:40 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: This kid knows how to pun too, Yahtzee?
[11:07:47 PM] ZPrower: (headbang)
[11:07:56 PM] Detta: eh, i'm still numero uno
[11:08:21 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I can still deal them out though
[11:08:31 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: You may numero uno, but you ain't got a Monopoly on the pun market, Sorry to tell you.
[11:08:39 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: WHy is AVGN so damn good?
[11:08:49 PM] Detta: idk you might have to go to jail for that pun
[11:08:55 PM] Detta: don't pass go, don't collect 200 dollars
[11:08:56 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: you guys need to learn a thing or two about LIFE
[11:09:22 PM] F2U | Tyler™: We're SORRY
[11:09:51 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: yo
[11:10:07 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: there's a decently made and fun Red ranger and Sailor Moon char for mugen
[11:10:19 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Puns are like skeleton keys, they let you Get Outta Jail Free.
[11:10:24 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: Red ranger's, a little different, but I get use to it
[11:10:36 PM] Detta: bet those keys don't work on community chests though
[11:10:56 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Gotta take a chance though
[11:11:11 PM | Edited 11:11:16 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: ok I have no CLUE what's happening anymore
[11:11:42 PM | Edited 11:11:43 PM] Detta: idk, you might have to pay the price if you take that chance
[11:11:57 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Shaske you gotta find yourself
Take a nice walk on the boardwalk
[11:12:16 PM | Edited 11:12:20 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Man, Detta, you sure got a lot of Utilities with your puns, but luckily I own the railroads. And Shaske, if you're Board, Walk away.
[11:12:59 PM] Detta: i can still pull a few out of my top hat
[11:13:32 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: You'd better, there's no Free Parking here, you gotta keep moving on or pay up.
[11:13:56 PM] Detta: you're one sly dog, spectre
[11:14:06 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: well... Im done
[11:14:10 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: cya guys ^_~
[11:14:17 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Bye
[11:14:19 PM] PRB AUC| TheFclass97: dont kill my skype
[11:14:26 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: cya man
[11:14:38 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Better keep your skype in check
[11:15:15 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: idk if we can guarantee you're skype's life though. This chat has a tendency to drop Ded out of nowhere
[11:15:35 PM] Detta: you detta watch yourself
[11:16:01 PM] Canada-Axis.Rina: 7.8/10
[11:16:12 PM] Detta: might end up detta than a ton of bricks
[11:16:19 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Maybe I should go to. My ma's gone to bed, and I don't Ex-Spectre to sleep with the lights on.
[11:16:40 PM] Detta: that's what i like to see spectre
[11:16:42 PM] Detta: some dettacation
[11:17:22 PM] F2U | Tyler™: So unfair
[11:17:29 PM | Edited 11:17:46 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: real clever dett. You should be a policeman, a detective, maybe an inSpectre.
[11:18:10 PM] Detta: idk what elsewise i could be
[11:18:13 PM] Detta: to be honest
[11:18:42 PM] F2U | Tyler™: On 05/02/2015, at 1:17 AM, Detta wrote:
> idk what elsewise i could be
Ty'd up to a tree
[11:19:29 PM] Detta: maybe i could be a
[11:19:39 PM] Detta: DETective
[11:21:15 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: You're fishing now. Inspiration is like a a firework. Here and gone in a Flash. 2 Unnofficially end this battle, we have to go to one Final Destination, a Crusade if you will, to Smash through the shield of puns in an epic Melee.
It'll be a Brawl to remember, but if you trip up, you' won't Break the Target.
[11:23:17 PM] Detta: nah, i got a train to board, gotta get to the platform
[11:23:37 PM] Detta: i've got too much stock in this battle to end it now
[11:23:49 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Make sure u stay away from the ledge
[11:23:51 PM] Detta: but we might be running out of time
[11:24:08 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: The Timer's running out, I'd hate for this battle to end with a Sudden Death.
[11:24:21 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: So you better quit Sandbagging and get real.
[11:24:34 PM] Detta: i just used that pun spectre, that'll cost you some serious coin
[11:24:50 PM] Detta: you know the rules
oo, you're right. Everything was Peachy, but it's hard to think with this Armada of puns flying around.
[11:26:00 PM] Detta: i call hax
[11:26:17 PM] Chaunch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): (cash)
[11:26:42 PM] Detta: holla holla get dolla
[11:26:50 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I thought we were all just chillin
[11:26:56 PM] Chaunch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): No chill
[11:27:02 PM | Edited 11:27:12 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: I mean, we could end this with an eating contest, or if you're not Hungry, Box the ol' fashioned way.
[11:27:14 PM] Detta: i don't think you got the gahtsu to do it
[11:28:01 PM] F2U | Tyler™: I'm leffen it off
[11:28:18 PM] Chaunch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Chu dat
[11:28:49 PM] Detta: should call this off soon, i have azen meditation class to go to
[11:29:19 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Ken we just talk it out?
[11:29:58 PM] Detta: lemme give you some tips
[11:30:00 PM] Chaunch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): No
[11:30:04 PM | Edited 11:30:10 PM] Chaunch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Just chillen dude
[11:30:49 PM] Miracle--7:
[11:31:13 PM] Chaunch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): BAW?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??
[11:31:16 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: Guys, guys, this is all well and good, but we're missing the big ticket items here. I will say though, you're leaving me green with this awesome puns, a Shell of my former self.
[11:31:17 PM] Detta: spectre you're taking so long with your puns, it's not fair
[11:31:21 PM] Detta: you wouldn't dair cheat, right
[11:31:43 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: I'm Bairly managing to keep up with ya, mate.
[11:32:01 PM] Detta: better speed up, or b left behind
[11:33:16 PM] F2U | Tyler™: Can you still dance with us?
[11:34:25 PM] Spectre|Elsewise: You keep throwing all these jabs, putting me on tilt. But I'm just waiting for the perfect opportunity, the perfect updraft to waft me to victory
[11:35:31 PM] Detta: waaaaaaaat are you even talking about now


honorary mention:
[11:53:12 PM] TheRealHeroOfWinds: atleast im not in that post
[11:53:33 PM] Detta: hold on, i can fix that if you want
[11:54:43 PM] TheRealHeroOfWinds: no
[11:54:45 PM] TheRealHeroOfWinds: im good
[11:54:49 PM] TheRealHeroOfWinds: sorry for bringing it up sir

brevity is the soul of wit

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