You get chicken, all burnt.

I throw in 50 quarters and a nickel.

You get a half-eaten chocolate bar and a short story book

I throw in 100 nickels

you get nickel poisining...
I throw in a dime,2quaters and 100 pennies....

You get 1 dollar and 50 cents worth of bubble gum

I throw in a bomb

You get a exploding wishing well.

I throw in myself

You get a Game Over.

I throw you and steal your money in the way. And then throw half.

you get a rocket to the face..
I drop $7999 and flarsoney in

You get pnched by flaresony for spelling the name wrong.
I insert the bank.

you get a shot to the face...
I insert$25.9999999 and

You get to see a rather random moment in which Homer Simpson crawls out of the well and shouts, "WOO-HOO!" only to be hit in he face by an empty beer bottle, which Peter Griffin drunk the contents out of.

I toss in the beer bottle mentioned above.

you get duff beer
I insert homor

you get 'Doh!

I throw in exactly &666.777 in otherworldly-money.








Not to get anyone mad or anything, but doesn't this seem like "The Vending Machine"?
It's like it but with a well.

yo get a alien invasion
I insert 1 dollar,2 50 cent pieces,3 quarters,4 dimes,5 nickels,and 6 pennies!

You get- *Checks pocket* Oh, here it is, a ban hammar smack! *Ban hammers*


I insert 9,999,999,999.80 gil.

You get the playboy mansion

I insert an epic fight scene.