i only watch 10/10

What the f*** did you just f*** say about top players, you little b****? I’ll have you know they graduated top of their class in the Smash 101, and they've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Crusade-a, and top players have over 300 confirmed JV3s.

They are trained in DK warfare and SS is the top Kamikaze in the entire US Smash forces. You are nothing to them but just another target. Top players will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*** words.

You think you can get away with saying that s*** to about them over the Internet? Think again, f***. As we speak Proto is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*** dead, kid.

They can be anywhere, anytime, and they can 4 stock in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with keyboard controls. Not only are top players extensively trained in Fox combat, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gamecube controllers and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the forums, you little s***.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Top players will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*** dead, kiddo.