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 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:41 pm Posts: 21 Location: In your computer, watching your every move through the monitor. 
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I'm a fan of Chuck Norris, but there are cooler people out there that deserve to have jokes made about them. The game is to say someone or something is greater than Chuck Norris, then tell a Chuck Norris-style joke about them. I'll go first:
Kurt Russell > Chuck Norris Kurt Russell was the star of Big Trouble in Little China, nuff' said. _________________   Click here to level up my card!McLeodGaming Forum Mafia now taking sign-ups. Get in on the action before it's too late! |
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| Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:45 pm |
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 Joined: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:11 pm Posts: 521 Location: TURN AROUND! Gender: Anime Girl
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Nothing>Chuck Norris
_________________   My Dev Chance: Geno's Final Word: I'm blown away! I'll talk to the devs about you for sure! |
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| Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:33 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:39 am Posts: 767 Location: The one place you'd never look Gender: Anime Girl
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IR > Chuck Norris
*Chuck Norris proceeds to kicking my a*** _________________ Signatures are for people with decent penmanship. |
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| Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:46 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:23 am Posts: 1305 Location: in front of the computer Gender: Male
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mr.rodgers in a blood stained sweater > chuck norris
mr.rodgers in a blood stained sweater is so awesome, he can slam a revolving door. _________________   |
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| Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:02 pm |
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Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:39 am Posts: 767 Location: The one place you'd never look Gender: Anime Girl
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That was Chuck Norris, dumbass.
Anyway... Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan combined > Chuck Norris _________________ Signatures are for people with decent penmanship. |
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| Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:06 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:23 am Posts: 1305 Location: in front of the computer Gender: Male
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.......... read the bold/italic/underlined txt..... _________________ |
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| Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:52 pm |
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Joined: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:11 pm Posts: 521 Location: TURN AROUND! Gender: Anime Girl
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*All came out of no were lightning fast to kick Chuck Norris and his Cowboy A$$* Theres the joke. _________________ My Dev Chance: Geno's Final Word: I'm blown away! I'll talk to the devs about you for sure! |
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| Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:49 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:23 am Posts: 1305 Location: in front of the computer Gender: Male
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i know that.... i meant this:
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| Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:24 pm |
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Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:39 am Posts: 767 Location: The one place you'd never look Gender: Anime Girl
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I mean, seriously. If you're going to make a Chuck Norris style joke, at least make it original.
Kermit The Frog > Chuck Norris Kermit doesn't get scared; he just decides something's not worth trying. _________________ Signatures are for people with decent penmanship. |
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| Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:49 pm |
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