Okay, when did I use XP as an excuse? I was referring to LAZERs, etc..



Dammit to you, too. When was I laughing? Although you're totally right (on double posting), I often get carried away with rules... and although I will concede to the fact that I'm an idiot, I am an idiot in certain fields only... plus I get these false sparks of hopes that there are more people like me. Nobody's like me.

And how come, when someone's offset at a newer user, they have to get mad at them!?

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I've been wanting to say something... maybe it will help all of you understand me a bit better...
For as long as I could remember, I did not have internet or money readily available. For much of my life, I played the same games, adding to my collection really slowly. I got a handful of Bomberman, every SSB (2, amazing!), every Kirby Kirby 64 and newer, plus some others, like Golden Sun.

In my life, I learned to distrust many things, even some that probably could be trusted. I was never really social (shy for short), I didn't talk a lot on the phone, & like I said, I didn't have the internet (so no communication w/people IDK). When I became a teen, the only things I really felt were, "I'm 13 now," and that I could play rated T games with no guilt (although my mom didn't much care before anyway because I was mature, smart, and really only wanted to play RPG's and SSB's...).

Now, my mom, I do love her. She's taught me many life lessons as well as interesting and helpful things; for a while, she even...taught me school. I learned many habits over the years I still hold (and some I dropped for the better). I also learned, one day, that I'm a type 3: analytical... plus I've always been somewhat eccentric (as my friends call it). I can generate a laugh, but 95+% are situational, and not as funny if I have to describe the situation in order for a joke to make sense... hm... sorry.

Continued, I first started learning (or at least figuring out with my logical mind) about the modern info world in January 2007, and then, that's just came out of a spontaneous desire... my first new term: Sprite. Then I read the sprite comics on and linked from DrShnaps...

...a year later, I returned and, after being transformed into more of an actual teenager by 8th grade public school (the past several years I was in different schooling), I returned to DSP and it all made sense (except for a couple of allusions). 2 months after that, I bought Love Hina 1-12, and that was awesome for me (I didn't really think my mom would say yes!)...

...anyway, in the present day, I've had about a year and a half of real internet experience (and years of actual computer working; I'm a genius! Basically.), and even then, I still don't know very much (especially not "ins" and "outs", I've never followed that), and going with everything I've said: the LAZER thing is still new to me (as of early this year)...

(I'm/I've) Age 14, grade 9, many good friends, & no regrets ('cept rule stretching). I've just got the pangs of insults, misunderstanding, and powerlessness to reciprocate (I can only use logic and never in a timely fashion). (Also I know powerlessness is probably not a word.)

Tell me, is that a noob story or one of someone new to something!?

Also, forgot to mention earlier, I am a logical thinker (to a degree), I've always had good grades (wait, why am I telling you this?), I am willing to learn the error of my ways (and wish I could point out more of others'), and my aspiration has always been in Japan(ese).


Now, I'm not asking you to cry. (I know you're not and that'd be stupid.) I'm asking you to comprehend, give me a break, and give me a chance...
...because now that I've gotten as trial run, I want to be the good guy here.
Don't hate me.

That's all for now... man, I write a lot....

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You know, if you saw me in real life, you'd all change your minds about me in a New York minute. Unfortunately, on the 'net (the only place we can communicate), I'm not so great. Sorry. (It's not always my fault, either...)

Why would we change our minds....are you hot?

lol kidding

Anyways....Hiya and welcome to the forums, good luck with trying to clear your name from being considered a "noob"

Thanks, Kiki.

HEY!

If I can't look at other girls, you can't look at other guys!

( AAAAAACK!)

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Say, should I start a topic (audience is appalled) about my RPG?

idk, i'll adopt you so you don't do anything silly.

Gulp?

I mean, i'll adopt you, you PM me questions, you put my name in your sig as me being ur daddeh, and i'll put you in mine as my son. k?

I'm an aunt now?

This sounds weird... okay, I guess I don't have much of a better choice. But before I begin, how many questions will a newbie ask on average (before he strikes it out on his own, provided he ever does)?

idk, it's not weird, i wuz adopted. and yay! i'm a daddeh nao! (average, well I asked about six, u can ask as much as you leik!)

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHeeeeh...

Okay then...
what order should I do those 3 steps in?

put my name in your sig leik this: "Johnnyg5646 is meh daddeh" or something like that, then ask meh teh questions.

NO NO NO OFFSIDES.


How many posts did you have in the old forum? Cause as it stands, you don't have enough to adopt.

noes! i'm children less!