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TOWK
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Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:12 pm Posts: 1226 Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Dota 2, BoI: Rebirth, Fallout 4, Bloodborne, MGSV
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You feel something tasty slip in your mouth. It tastes like candy. It is a dick with a flavored condom on.
I wish for an infinite supply of Coka-Cola.
_________________MAFIA'S BACK COME JOINAMA
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:37 pm |
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Devon
Joined: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:34 pm Posts: 993 Location: Somewhere. :3 Country:
Gender: Male
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The good news: You get your Coca-cola. The bad news: It's the very first recipe of coca-cola made with actual cocaine. You overdose and die.
I wish for world peace.
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Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:10 pm |
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<Awesome>
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 pm Posts: 1529 Location: the 6th dimension Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: 3ds
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You get world peace, but people thought that wars' would give even more peace and then came World War III. I wish I could beat my sister in SSF2...
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Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:15 pm |
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Equi
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:05 am Posts: 1470 Location: Massachusetts Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Equinox
Skype: HolyEquinox
Currently Playing: Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.
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You end up beating her, but your memories of the battle get erased, and your mind forgets about SSF2.
I wish for a new computer.
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Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:32 pm |
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Nixter
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 7:00 pm Posts: 5446 Location: Toronto Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Nixter
Currently Playing: Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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You get a new computer... With a virus.
I wish for more weapons in TF2.
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Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:48 pm |
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Nogknit
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:48 pm Posts: 728 Location: Florida Country:
Gender: Male
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All of them are pain trains and your game glitches so you can only play on CTF servers.
I wish bad teammates didn't exist.
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Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:52 pm |
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Cactus
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:47 am Posts: 3035 Location: It was I, YOU! Country:
Gender: Female
Skype: Doesn't matter anymore
Currently Playing: SFV-FI: Shenanigans
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You get your bad teammates replaced with ones that are so much better than you, you ragequit.
I wish I work up the courage to tell my crush that I like her.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:26 am |
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<Awesome>
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 pm Posts: 1529 Location: the 6th dimension Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: 3ds
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You get the courage to tell her, but she died before you could say your feelings.
I wish Sora could use Blizzard instead of Strike raid.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:34 am |
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Terra
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:49 am Posts: 1126 Location: GMT+8. Have fun figuring out the rest.
Gender: Male
Skype: Ask and ye shall receive.
Currently Playing: FE6-8, Radiant Historia, TWEWY
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A Blizzard that does 1% and doesn't flinch or freeze.
I wish for someone that can finally understand what I'm going through.
_________________"With many sighs, they got up, and I followed, for what better way to spend the last week of your life than by watching humanity go about its usual failures?"Sig courtesy of Arthur: eternally grateful.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:28 am |
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<Awesome>
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 pm Posts: 1529 Location: the 6th dimension Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: 3ds
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People understand what your going through but the Earth exploded, causing the Big Bang 2. I wish I could make a game better than SSF2.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:20 am |
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Equi
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:05 am Posts: 1470 Location: Massachusetts Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Equinox
Skype: HolyEquinox
Currently Playing: Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.
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It ends up being made in Flash, but as soon as you finish it, it crashes, making your head explode of frustration.
I wish to be a god at coding.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:02 am |
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<Awesome>
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 pm Posts: 1529 Location: the 6th dimension Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: 3ds
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You become a God at coding but when you try to code something, your computer gets an error message at the sight of your face... I wish my internet speed changes from 17kb per second to 15mb per second.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:08 am |
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DJ Wizard Cop
BR Member
Joined: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:38 pm Posts: 425
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Chaconne
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It does, but then your life gets sucked into the time-sucking vortex of the internet and suddenly ceases to exist.
I wish for spaghetti.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:06 pm |
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Nixter
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 7:00 pm Posts: 5446 Location: Toronto Country:
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Nixter
Currently Playing: Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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You get spaghetti, but it all falls out of your pocket. I wish for November to come early.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:03 pm |
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Cactus
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:47 am Posts: 3035 Location: It was I, YOU! Country:
Gender: Female
Skype: Doesn't matter anymore
Currently Playing: SFV-FI: Shenanigans
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It comes too early, and you find yourself wanting to redo that wish
I wish for another wish.
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Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:20 pm |
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