Since I have a protection, the falcon pawnch only increased my speed as double as I was already, which normally already was over over 9000. I easily get to sony and Primal and get past them with ease, then I create a trap portal which takes you to the start, and there is only one way to evade it, which is.....*before I can say anything I shoop da whoop to the back and with the portal creating an even more strong and powerfull shoop da whoop.*

*Me and Primal summons a portal where we are just now then we both go to the portal and sees Maxmatsu driving then Primal shots Maxmatsu with a ray gun then I shoot Maxmatsu with un-dodgeable Cracker Launcher then Primal uses Super Turbo Boost to go near Maxmatsu then i slit Maxmatsu in the neck then Primal rips Maxmatsu's heart then I chop off Maxmatsu's legs then Primal rips all of Maxmatsu's arms and puts Maxmatsu's arms into his body so he gets 4 arms which he can be stronger then I burn all of Maxmatsu's Body parts except arms and Primal puts a Pitfall near to Maxmatsu's Body parts so Maxmatsu's body parts get inside the pitfall and will never come back again*

1st with Primal

Hahaha, nice try, but since I was going faster than light, I turned into energy, making me invincible to all you said. And I created an undestructable anti-light speed power which made tht the whole universe can't go at my speed. SO technically, I'm still first and you can't attack me with those pitiful attacks.

That's it. *Turns into Hyper Form along with Primal then the kart goes 9999999 Speed the drives the kart until Maxmatsu's Invincibility and Anti-light speed device expires then I shoop da whoop at Maxmastsu until he gets burned then a mysterious ninja comes and spying on Maxmatsu then the Ninja comes appear at the back of Maxmatsu then he slices his neck then he stabs him in the chest and finally. Primal got ice powers and I have fire powers so me, Primal and the Mysterious Ninja teams up then Primal Froze Maxmatsu then i do the thing like Fire Mario's Down Air Attack on Maxmatsu then the Ninja stabs Maxmatsu then drives then drives the kart to a new portal that looks like Final Destination*

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER! A Mysterious Ninja that assaults other guys in the race

*1st with Primal and the Mysterious Ninja*

Okay, fine. I'm back.
I split into the members of Team Chaotex
Lloyd pyro's Primal, melting him, and cryo's Sony, extinguishing him.
Shadow Chaos Control's Max, then
Hiro chops him up with his sword and
Knuckles goes Hyper and crushes Max, Primal, and Sony
*Team Chaotex = 1st*

Can't do that. I'm a Knuckles fan and Shadow fan! *Me and Primal teleports back onto the stage*

*Link, Fox, Blue Knuckles and Shadow with Black Stripes and Red Fur appears*

Now i call, Team Blast!

*Link fully charges his Side Smash and hits Lloyd*
*Fox punches Hiro multiple times then kicks him off the stage*
*Blue Knuckles strangles Teamchaotex Knuckles then punches him in the face then hits him with the Rock*
*Team Blast Shadow throws Teamchaotex Shadow in the air then uses chaos control on him then they disappear*
Now, I'm finishing off!

Teamchaotex: Oh crud.

*Mysterious Ninja stabs him in the chest then I broke Teamchaotex's neck then Primal froze him then slices frozen Teamchaotex to the ribs then i burn Teamchaotex until he melts*

1st with Primal and Mysterious Ninja

Fix'd. But there are WAY too many grammatical errors to all be fixed at once...
Okay...
*Lloyd uses Guardian and vaporizes Dark Link*
(BTW, Hyper Knuckles is immune to strangulation)
*Hyper Knuckles catches the punch, snaps Blue Knuckles' wrist, swings him around and around until his hand is ripped off and he is sent flying off the stage, soon followed by Hyper Knuckles, who grabs his foot and flies to 7,654.3 ft, creates a giant boulder out of Master Emerald energy, drops it on Blue Knuckles, then shoves it all the way to the ground, creating a 30-ft crater 25 miles deeps that utterly destroys Blue Knuckles, and into which Primal falls, eventually being cooked by the liquid metals at over 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit*
*Everyone else avoids it*
*Hiro teleports to behind Evil Fox, freezes time, then stabs him through the heart*
*Hiro then turns into Super-Hiro, and flies up and slices Team Blast Shadow (what an awful name) into little, tiny pieces*
*Link stabs Sonyflash through the heart, then the smiley eats him partially alive*
*Team Chaotex = 1st*

You touched my epilepsy clone! all enimies (Lloyd, Hyper Knuckles, Super Hiro, Link and Teamchoatex) will now... die and evaproate!
*whilst this is happening, me, Mysterious Ninja and Sony sneak into first*

Huh? Hiro has still frozen time. Plus, we never touched you, you fell into the center of the earth and melted, because you are made of ice.
*Peter Petrelli teleports below your epilepsy clone and absorbs his power, permanently*
*Hiro slices up the Mysterious Ninja, while time is still frozen*
*Sonyflash is still dead*
*Hiro unfreezes time*
*Team Chaotex = 1st*

FAIL. Link can't stab me because i like him, and smiley spits me because it's my favorite smiley *Makes a new Team*

*Falco, Kirby, Meta Knight, Luigi and Snake Appears*

I called Team Blast 2!

*Meta Knight breaks Lloyd's Guardian then stabs Lloyd in the chest over thousand times until Lloyd dies*
*Snake throws grenade at Hiro then punches him in the face over 10 times then kicks him in the nuts then Snake grabs a pistol and shots Hiro*
*Luigi Super jump punches Hyper Knuckles through the balls then Luigi sucks Hyper Knuckles by Poltergust 3000 the let him out then Kirby eats Knuckles*
*Falco steals Teamchaotex Link's sword then cuts his neck then stabs him through the chest then Meta Knight, Snake, Luigi, Kirby, Falco, Hiro, Knuckles, Link and Lloyd disappears*
And finally!
*Me and Primal gets fire and ice powers back then burns Teamchaotex alive then Primal froze him then the Ninja stabs Teamchaotex in the face, chest, knee and foot then gets back onto the Kart then drives very fast and launches a Poison Shield that can't be destroyed and can poison others guys except me, Primal and Mysterious Ninja*

1st with Primal and Mysterious Ninja

Dude, quit stealing my characters. It's getting quite annoying to keep fixing all these posts.
Anyways...
FIX"D

Stop doing Fix'd thing. You ignorant moron, I want you to quit again! You are cheating, Sirtopeia will ban you from this game if he's here. (I'm serious)

Oh. You don't get it. That's my turn. BTW your characters automatically revert to other forms, seeing as many of them are part of Team Chaotex.

Seeing Everyone Race Now
Me:Oh GAWD!!!!!!

Gets into my Kart and Returns to the racing.

And I Might aswell umm.........

oh Damn

Puts On Super Shield And Keeps on driving

2nd behind Sony,Primal and Ninja


Okay heres a reference....
The Shield Keeps me Invincible Until the 45th Page is started
But.... This costs me so i can only be in second place.

Happy?

Team Chaotex is just a copycat name of Team Chaotix with the "I" replace with "E". Every of my favorite characters can hurt me because i like them, I bet you have no balls. Go and grow one then knock yourself out *Ignore Hammers Teamchaotex*

1st with Mysterious Ninja and Primal oh and Meta Yoshi, Yes i guess