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let me tell ya something about chuck Norris...
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl 
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this is an Idea that came to me,you make a chuck Norris joke!
here I'll start: Chuck Norris can UN-scramble an egg! _________________  You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com Last edited by Chernobog on Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:35 am, edited 1 time in total. |
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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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if at once you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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| Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:10 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:29 pm Posts: 1951 Location: Fresno, California Country: 
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If att once you don't suck a**, you aren't Chuck Norris...
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| Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:33 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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FAIL! you banned chuck norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of chuck norris. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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| Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:38 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:29 pm Posts: 1951 Location: Fresno, California Country:
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I know an orange belt who is better than Chuck Norris.
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| Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:40 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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your still banned
chuck norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:29 pm Posts: 1951 Location: Fresno, California Country:
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Chuck Norris is a sellout who called the founders of karate "Old farts who deserved to have their rice paddies smashed."
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| Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:46 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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okay,if your going to make the worst jokes about chuck norris,then just leave this topic.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Those are jokes!? _________________ When my eyes be rollin' The haters get goin' The seeds I'm sowin' With a smile I'm flowin' And if I be trollin' Ya never be knowin' 'Cause when the haters get goin' My eyes just start a-rollin' |
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| Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:23 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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CHECK FIRST POST!!!!
chuck norris doesn't go hunting,he goes killing. heres another one chuck norris visited the virgin islands,now they're just the islands. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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 Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:38 am Posts: 2286 Location: The Wonderful Land of Aus Gender: Anime Girl
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Since Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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if chuck norris is late for something,time better slow the f**k down.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris dosen't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:14 am Posts: 1595 Location: The Aperture Science Human Relaxation Center Gender: Anime Girl
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Chuck Norris auditioned for The Incredible Hulk, but the part was too soft for him.
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